You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. What do you think?
Examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
2007-12-08 10:53:09 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaha! Omg, that's so funny! I definitely loved the hot air balloon one! :-)
2007-12-08 10:57:17 · answer #1 · answered by Maria 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
This Is A Cute One Its All Right
2007-12-08 11:44:11 · answer #2 · answered by Autumn W 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok........... this is so weird because i learned this in my latin class not the definitions and stuff but that all objects/words are male or female because of their endings. that has nothing to do with this or anything so i think i'll just shut up now
2007-12-08 15:02:27 · answer #3 · answered by Jessica 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol! hehehehehe, 10/10!
2007-12-08 11:07:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey, thats cool
and strangely enough i agree with some of those
very nice
LOl
have a star**
2007-12-08 16:34:56 · answer #5 · answered by simplycomplex 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice! Star!
I'll be doing this all the time now.
2007-12-08 18:33:38 · answer #6 · answered by Lady of the Garlic Elves 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it ou made my night rolf lol
2007-12-08 10:58:31 · answer #7 · answered by Carol C 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This time We WON!!!hahahahaha
2007-12-09 19:48:38 · answer #8 · answered by omeng90 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was so funny!! I loved it!!! The last one is soooo true!!!
2007-12-10 05:18:29 · answer #9 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Toasters are male because ... toasting crap is cool... and men like bread.
I make joke.
2007-12-08 10:58:24 · answer #10 · answered by Josh in Beantown 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋