A little fella called Keith walks into a bar. Unfortunately, there is a pile of dog poop just inside the door, and he slips in it and falls over. He gets up, cleans himself up and walks to the bar and buys a drink.
A great big man called Big Pete then enters the bar. He too slips in the same pile of poop, falls over, gets up, cleans up and then goes and buys a drink.
Then little Keith turns to Big Pete and, trying to strike up a conversation, points to the pile by the door and says, "I just did that."
So, Big Pete punches Keith in the mouth.
2007-12-08 10:50:12 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!
2007-12-08 15:24:51 · answer #1 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree with the person who said How was your day. It cant be answered by a simple yes or no, so it's bound to start a conversation.
2016-05-22 05:32:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep. I'll try that as my opening line at our next office meeting.
2007-12-08 10:54:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i just did that ill punch him too if say that to me! Hehehehe Lmao
2007-12-09 19:45:58 · answer #4 · answered by omeng90 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a poopy story
2007-12-08 11:13:47 · answer #5 · answered by omahapamela 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good! Made me chuckle
2007-12-08 10:53:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
dat definitely put a smile on my face.
2007-12-08 11:51:59 · answer #7 · answered by African Queen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-12-09 06:59:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-12-08 14:47:38 · answer #9 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um... if you're wondering whether or not you should say that joke to a date, don't. take it from a girl.
2007-12-08 10:53:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Rofl! nice one!
2007-12-08 11:09:33 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋