why do men with small hardware talk like they have something, but when the time comes, say," its not the size that counts".
2007-12-08 10:49:19 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
actually i'm a female
2007-12-08 10:56:34 · update #1
I sometimes wish mine was smaller. I dated a girl once who just couldnt handle it, and all she did was cringe when we had sex cause she said it hurt so much, and she would only do missionary position. That relationship didnt last long... Brings new meaning to not compatible
2007-12-08 10:53:21 · answer #1 · answered by Josh H 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, i guess its to help there ego/pride/self-image. After all there trying to get laid, and the general perception is that a bigger hardware means more enjoyment for the woman and in return the man gets laid more. They also might actually believe the size doesn't count, but i cant say if thats true personally... a few friends of mine said as long as the guys a bit thick and 5+ inches it feels great for them. Personally... i think most men are trying to make them selves look better to get laid more.
2007-12-08 18:57:15 · answer #2 · answered by Josh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every guy likes to tout they have a sledgehammer in their tool shed, not a tack hammer. But when it comes time to break some concrete, the jig is up, they're busted and they know it, so they have to come up with something because they B.S.'d you.
It's kinda like Burger King advertising this great looking Whopper but you never get one that looks as good as the one on TV.
2007-12-08 18:54:38 · answer #3 · answered by Jim C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao...i think only the guys with small hardware try to brag like they actually have something because they are insecure abou their size
2007-12-08 18:53:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because they can always use their tongues instead. Or fingers. Or fists or arms. Or other objects.
Plus he's proud he got you into bed in the first place. Why would he ruin his chances from the start and tell you he's packing a vienna frank?
2007-12-08 18:53:50 · answer #5 · answered by achim v. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, we just want you to think its big until you get to see it. I never really lied about my "hardware". Even though my "hardware", is small.
2007-12-08 18:51:58 · answer #6 · answered by Computer Geek 2.0 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ooookkaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy.well proably because like you(if you did it). we just trying to get a relationship and thats what women like now days.men with big "hardware"
2007-12-08 18:52:49 · answer #7 · answered by wannaplay 22 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
insecurity and overcompensation sort of like a twisted Napoleon complex
2007-12-08 18:53:06 · answer #8 · answered by oms321 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First part... because they want to impress you and get you in bed.
Second part... because once they've got you in bed, they realize they have to cover for the lie.
You're surprised?
2007-12-08 18:54:14 · answer #9 · answered by Josh in Beantown 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm average I guess, reading the stats.
2007-12-08 18:52:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋