Words of wisdom like them or not?

Question

Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss.

Drive carefully. It’s not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.

If you’re not part of the solution, be part of the problem!

If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

If you can’t beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you try and don’t succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Never buy a car you can’t push.

When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

You are what you eat. So stay away from the jerk chicken.

Be nice to the nerds and geeks in high school — you’ll be working for them in the future.

Answer 1

haha funny thanx !!!gosh something good on the telly???very quite in here tonite !

Answer 2

An Old Song... I don't want to share your secrets Or the troubles of your life I just want to share your love tonight It's Coming And It Won't Be Long.... Some people feel you should think just like them I can't be free, I won't climb any fence I just want to fly....to places I want to find me some faces Who're lookin' like me...who want to be free Eve Of Destruction: Think of all the hate there is in Red China Then take a look around to Selma Alabama You may leave here for four day's in space But when you return it's the same old place The pounding drums the pride and disgrace You can bury your dead but don't leave a trace Hate your next door neighbor but don't for get to say grace. Old Man: The sun has left the sky Old man, the birds have flown away And no one came to cry Old man, goodbye Old man goodbye This Old Guitar: This old guitar taught me to sing a love song It showed me how to laugh and how to cry It introduced me to some friends of mine and brightened up some days And it helped me make it through some lonely nights What a friend to have on a cold and lonely night. Rock N Roll Fantasy: There's a guy in my block, he lives for rock He plays records day and night And when he feels down he puts some rock N roll on And it makes him feel alright And when he feels the world is closing in He turns his stereo way up high. Favorite quote: I've always said that pop music is disposable and it is, and that's the fun of pop music. If it wasn't disposable it'd be a pain in the f*ckin' **** Elton John The music is all. People should die for it. People are dying for everything else, so why not he music....Lou Reed Rock n roll is the music that inspired me to play music. There is nothing conceptually better that rock n roll. No group, be it the Beatles, Dylan or the Stones have ever improved on Whole Lotta Shakin' for my money. John Lennon. We were a band who made it very big, that's all. Our best work was never reocorded.John Lennon take care dave

Answer 3

So true! Thank you for putting a smile on my face!

Answer 4

Most days I'm the statue!

Answer 5

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

Answer 6

Ha ha ha.!!!
Good ones and True Rose.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers lady.!!

Answer 7

Liked them very much. You actually made me smile and I'm under the weather so thanks. I'm giving you a star.

Answer 8

thanx!! loved it, a bit sad too and quite funny!!!

Answer 9

nice list, they actually make sense!

Answer 10

true.lol true