I've been getting ready for Christmas
I'm revving up for the great day
my credit card's cracked and my freezer is packed
'cause I started my shopping in May
The mistletoe's hanging in bunches
'cause the odd Christmas kiss isn't wrong
and the Vicar I've found - quite likes calling round
and exploring my crowns with his tongue
The bin men have gotten quite friendly
they're after a present I fear
they won't feel so chuffed when I tell them - get stuffed
'cause they don't speak the rest of the year
The family is coming for dinner
last year it was quite a good laugh
we ate fairly late - dished the veg on the plate
found the turkey was still in the bath
the Kids are all pink with excitement
'cause Santa will come so they say
their lists are extensive - extremely expensive
and they'll break it all by Boxing day
But it's worth all that fuss Christmas morning
when their little eyes are all aglow
when we're all feeling merry full of goodwill and sherry
and suffering from wind Ho Ho Ho
But please don't forget why we do it
why each year we must go to this fuss
for that guy up above who brought peace and brought love
and who probably owns Toys R Us..........
2007-12-08 09:43:57 · 16 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No Panos I did not. Lol
2007-12-08 10:25:27 · update #1
thanks for sharing
2007-12-08 10:52:30 · answer #1 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
love ur jokes...here's one for u A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's shirt was stained, his face was full of bright red lipstick and he had a half-empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket. He opened his newspaper and started reading. A couple minutes later, he asked the priest, ''Father, what causes arthritis?'' ''Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and contempt for your fellow man,'' the priest replied. ''Imagine that,'' the drunk muttered. He returned to reading his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, turned to the man and apologized: ''I'm sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?'' ''I don't have arthritis, Father,'' the drunk said, ''but I just read in the paper that the Pope does.'' CHeeRioS
2016-04-08 02:09:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-08 10:46:51 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10 x
2007-12-08 19:46:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-12-08 09:49:55 · answer #5 · answered by * Qυεεи * 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-08 22:04:46 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
brill have a blue peter badge
2007-12-08 09:49:24 · answer #7 · answered by andywilliams107 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha that's really good
xx
2007-12-08 09:51:14 · answer #8 · answered by lasticlegs 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha funny hmm I am a vicar did you know ???
2007-12-08 09:47:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny ha ha love it
2007-12-08 09:48:46 · answer #10 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one :D
2007-12-08 10:18:01 · answer #11 · answered by foxylilminxdevil 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋