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I'm sure his knees are shot too.

2007-12-08 09:34:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

lol. If I'm poured from the same ladle, yes.

But doesn't the bible say god man man from dirt? And doesn't that mean dirt is god? Worship the soil you walk on.

"Genesis 2:7 (KJV)
And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living being.


Genesis 1:27 (King James Version)
" 27So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them."

2007-12-08 09:39:06 · answer #2 · answered by Yinzer from Sixburgh 7 · 0 0

Actually, the last time I had an apple martini with him, he didn't have a back OR a front, just a wispy shadow at the bar next to me. At least, I THINK that was a god I was drinking with... but see, the bar was very dark and just as he faded away, I fell off my stool.

2007-12-08 09:48:35 · answer #3 · answered by FRANsuFU 3 · 1 0

nicely, the bible says that God made guy in His very own photograph, so definite, i've got faith He did. God is defined as being offended, loving, merciful, compassionate, variety, in basic terms, and so on. on condition that God isn't human, yet spirit, I agree it fairly is complicated to understand the thank you to think of roughly this. yet, if the bible says He has those features, then i've got faith He does. And sin isn't insigficiant to God. the international angered Him plenty that He flooded it as quickly as. And there'll be yet another judgment coming upon the earth, besides. this is referred to as the Tribulation era, and it would be God's wrath poured upon a Christ-rejecting international. i do no longer opt to be right here...i'm hoping you will no longer the two.

2016-11-14 22:31:14 · answer #4 · answered by Erika 4 · 0 0

Wait, so what happened? Adam and Eve pulled their backs when they reached for the fruit? Is that the Doctrine of Original Strain?

2007-12-08 09:33:46 · answer #5 · answered by Orpheus Rising 5 · 3 0

why are our lives so short? turtles live up to 150 years. maybe god made THEM in his image. Besides, I want my two dollars.

2007-12-08 09:36:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Pst: an image is mirrorly the reverse
Created is part one of created/made.
Can we move on to the made part.

2007-12-08 09:34:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

All physical degeneration is a result of the fall of man, when he chose to disobey and therefore began dying.

2007-12-08 09:37:14 · answer #8 · answered by Thrice Blessed 6 · 0 2

We are imperfect now because of Adam and Eve. It was the stupidest thing anyone has everydone, them eating the forbidden fruit.

2007-12-08 09:32:38 · answer #9 · answered by no name 4 · 2 2

His back must have been "intelligently designed" to have support from the shoulders. That is how ours is.

2007-12-08 09:33:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Did he have to have his wisdom teeth pulled? Who is God's dentist?

2007-12-08 09:31:27 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 6 0

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