A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to
his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little
boy's mind, sat him and said: "God is not a man or a woman, and God is not
black or white."
To which the child responded, "Well, then is God Michael Jackson?"
2007-12-08 07:23:20 · 7 answers · asked by OLD ACCOUNT 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-12-08 07:30:11 · answer #1 · answered by cutegir11 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heres a good joke.
A Sunday school teacher asked her students where God was. Some of the answers were, "In Heaven", or, "All Around Us". But one boy answered differently. He said, "In My Bathroom." The teacher, surprised, asked, "Why do you say that?" And he replied, "Becuz every time My Dad needs to go to the restroom, he's banging on the door shouuting, 'MY GOD, YOUVE BEEN IN THERE FOREVER!"
LOL! Thanx 4 the laughs.!
2007-12-08 16:00:41 · answer #2 · answered by There Is A Punk @ Yahoo.com 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha!!
i<3 this!
here's a star!!
2007-12-08 16:14:13 · answer #3 · answered by *Pixie* *Dust* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah lol very funny ! *
2007-12-08 15:42:49 · answer #4 · answered by Daisy S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very very funny
2007-12-08 16:13:41 · answer #5 · answered by Pear36LL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that funny. omg.hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahah.wow.
2007-12-08 15:52:39 · answer #6 · answered by jess_here2 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, so true
2007-12-08 15:40:12 · answer #7 · answered by Schrödinger the Cat 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋