A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief had occurred, their sons were probably involved.
They boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"
They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed. So the clergyman repeated himself in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing - and they think WE did it!"
2007-12-08 07:20:55 · 20 answers · asked by ? 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO! Whew!..at least I'm off the hook!
2007-12-08 12:33:03 · answer #1 · answered by chris j 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God is in heaven watching us all and helping us all to survive. Now tell the kids they are innocent--THIS TIME.
2007-12-08 20:15:58 · answer #2 · answered by Mike 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Auuuuhh, That is so sweet. I could just hear one of my kids doing that. LOL
2007-12-08 16:10:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh man that's funny! Wooo!
2007-12-08 16:25:33 · answer #4 · answered by Respect Is What It Is 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha. You get a star my funny friend. lol.
2007-12-08 15:25:30 · answer #5 · answered by cutegir11 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol, poor litte bad boys. a star from me for you.
2007-12-08 15:30:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaah!! omg that was so cute! lol
2007-12-08 15:28:10 · answer #7 · answered by x.x 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmfao this is a good one
2007-12-08 16:16:17 · answer #8 · answered by ツ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2007-12-08 15:41:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very Very CUTE!!!!!!!! hahahahaha I'll have to save that one for Church.
THAT WAS DAY BRIGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-12-08 16:49:15 · answer #10 · answered by tim b 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋