Santa Singh and his friend Banta Singh are..?

Question

walking by a police station where there are plenty of posters of criminals wanted for murder. Santa says,"See Banta, now you can outsource killers and that too at the police station. Imagine!"
They see another big poster of a person which read,"Bihari- wanted for rape".
And Banta says,"Damn. These Biharis get the good jobs."

Answer 1

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL! Cant *lol, Stop, *lol, LAUGHING! *lol!

Ha, funniest joke ive heard in awhile. If you like jokes, try this one on for size!

There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late.
"When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, I lay her down, take off her panties, and give her the best oral sex she's ever had, until she has such an orgasm that she falls into a deep sleep. Then, I wash up and go to bed. By morning, she is so pleased, she doesn't care what time I came home."

One of his friends thinks this is a great idea. So he stays out late, comes home, sneaks into the bedroom, gives his wife the best oral sex she's ever had, and goes to wash up. His wife walks into the bathroom, obviously upset that he's home so late.

"Hey, why aren't you sleeping?" he asks.

"I was was, but I came in to tell you that we've got to sleep on the couch tonight, 'cause my mother is sleeping in our bedroom."

! ! ! LoL ! ! !

(Thanx for the laugh!)

Answer 2

The Ferarri, definately. How often does a beautiful girl throw herself at you? A lot more often if you have a Ferarri :D

Answer 3

he he he he good u get a star

Answer 4

Wow! thanks! Exactly what I was looking for. I looked for the answers on other websites but I couldn't find them.

Answer 5

haha XD

Answer 6

the joke is good but you have not asked any question..

Answer 7

nice

cool

funny

Answer 8

good one........................