2007-12-08 05:44:09 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Cats
Why are you lion like this about me? You really hurt my felines.
There's a claws in my kitty adoption papers that entitles me to use your Master card to purrchase kitty toys. All you've ever given me is that stupid ball of yarn that I keep batting away. Darn it, I can't even knit! What's wrong with you?
2007-12-08 15:36:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anne Teak 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, you do Don't be pussyfooting around. Grab the situation by the scruff of the neck. Do what you can to avoid the fee-line you will get charged though. It might end up a cat fight between you and the card company but just claw your way through. Also... get some cat 'o nine tails ready to instill into you cat the fear of god. (were the toys of sexual nature? Check that it's not kitty porn!) Cheers (or should I say - Meow)
2016-05-22 04:36:53 · answer #2 · answered by julieta 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No don't call the police, this is obviously a case of late stage feline dementia.
Return the cat toys to receive refunds where possible.
Provide the poor kitty with 24/7 care - loving, kind, protection with plenty of treats and petting. Make him feel safe and loved. Your time is limited - you may only have a few more decades with this tormented kitty, don't waste a moment! Spend all your time with him. Take lots of pics.
Provide lots of stimulation to slow the decline. Bird on a stick (that floof of feathers on a flexible stick), catnip mouses, laser red lights are all important therapeutic tools. Apply all liberally.
Good luck, and remember not to let the poor critter wander - it's not safe! He might get lost and not be able to tell anyone where he lives. Demented cats often wander around lost for days!
2007-12-08 05:53:10 · answer #3 · answered by rayehawk 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes. there is a special branch of pussycat police that pay extra special attention to pussycat problems. I heard that onl last week in LA the pussycat police picked up a women that was beating her pussycat so bad the neighbor heard what sounded like screams (probably the pussycat). I myself must admit to licking a pussycat or two in my time. Some times they just need it.
Once I was at a night club and saw a very young pussycat, just beyond being a kitten, and I aproached her (they tend to be afraid of strangers in the night) and I gave her something to drink to calm her down. How does a young pussycatget into an Over 21 NightClub? Once calm I petted her a bit and eventually made her think I was her friend. After a few drinks I got her out of that club (A young pussycat can get damaged in a club) and took her home. I kept her for about a week and then one day she was gone.
I miss that pussycat.
2007-12-08 06:04:24 · answer #4 · answered by Mac 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well at least 2 people can handle a joke. This Yahoo answers site stinks...
"You're dumb."
"Try myspace."
Try not answering the question if you don't like the joke.Move on. People are no fun here.By the way yes call the Police maybe they'll tase the cat. That would be fun to hear.
More than 2 now...Those other people are still lame.
2007-12-08 05:50:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Is that the same damn cat that made all those 900 number calls on my cell phone? You tell him I have been looking for him for quite some time....and he best watch his hissy furry back, too. I've already turned my case into The People's Court and I know Judge Milian only likes DOGS!
2007-12-08 05:47:29 · answer #6 · answered by Munya Says: DUH! 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
It's pointless. The police are powerless to intervene, as your cat almost certainly has feline immunity. You may like to get in touch with the Cat Embassy, but I wouldn't hope for much.
2007-12-08 05:47:26 · answer #7 · answered by garik 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
i think maybe your cat needs therapy-if you go to the police she might be banged up and can you live without her? Is it possible you have hurt her feelings and she is trying to get her own back ? -at least she didnt burn your house down-communication is the answer- i wish you both well
2007-12-08 05:51:58 · answer #8 · answered by blue dog 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, call "The Big Cheese", he'll round up hundreds of mice to beat the cat senseless.
2007-12-08 05:48:08 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
That's purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect. <3
2007-12-08 05:47:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋