like someone you worked with or someone u know that is in the military??
my mans daughter that is 4 and I (22) put make up on my man (her dad) when he was asleep and panted his nails and toe nails and took pictures and sent them to all the men he works with in the army lol (his friends) he was a good sport about it i am just waiting on him to get me back lol
2007-12-08 03:15:16 · 14 answers · asked by ~*Strips aka Peanut*~ 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
I worked in a Communications Center on a Navy base with mixed civilians and military. Our supervisor was a sailor, but not the sharpest tack on the board. I called in sick one night... from a desk ten feet away from and in full view of him. We had already talked during the shift. When he hung up he announced to the room that I had called in sick. He then saw me and got this, great confused look on his face and slowly realized he had been had.
2007-12-08 03:25:39 · answer #1 · answered by Captain Happy Pants 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
man where do i start i have alot of military friends so i am always messing with them. When my homeboy came home from iraq We had a big party for him. Well once he was out of it because he was drinking so much we picked him up with the blow up matress and put the whole thing in the in ground pool in my back yard and he was there all night until he woke up the next morning and was trying to get up because we was yelling for him he rolled over because he thought he was on the floor and rolled right into the pool lol and that water was COLD he thought he was going to die lol we all have it on tape and we will never let him down about that one lol
2007-12-09 11:22:20 · answer #2 · answered by ~*G*~ 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
One time we had this female LT. She was a real pain in the ***. One morning out in the field we had a meeting and agreed that when she woke up, everyone would ignore her and pretend she wasn't there. When she came out of the tent we had a huge prayer circle right outside with a marker with her name on it. Even our CO. gave a prayer saying that her death was untimely and that we would all miss her in the unit. Two other females even worked up some tears. It lasted about 20 minutes. We really had her going. She even got right up in our faces screaming that she was there, but no one would give it up. Sure, it was a little morbid and a cheap trick, but it got the job done. She finally gave the CO. a kick in the butt. He didn't ignore that. Boy was she pissed off, but even she had to admit we all got her good. after all that she really changed for the better though.
2007-12-08 04:46:55 · answer #3 · answered by SGT. D 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The BEST was actually on ME back in 1987 aboard the USS Midway... I was TAD to HS-15, and was sent down to supply to get a "GALLON OF PROP WASH".
Well, because I was a maxi-geek, I checked the computer first... and actually FOUND Propeller-wash, a special soap from the 50s-60's in gallon cans... I wrote down the S/N and brought BACK a GALLON of PROP WASH!! That was one stymied and bewildered CPO.
On an HSL cruise, we had a pilot who would always leave his 35mm camera laying around in the helicopter hanger despite our warnings... after the 5th time putting in in the OFFICE where it'd be safe, we 'stole' it and took pictures of the entire detatchment (23 of us) 'mooning' the camera and a few other socially irresponsible things. The BEST part was he mailed the film home to his wife to be developed, and she wrote a GREAT letter back... all the wives had rated our back-sides.
On another cruise, we had a different pilot who would leave his flight vest laying around... One of the other crewmen took his HEEDs (Helicopter Emergency Egress Device) bottle... a tiny scuba bottle to help you escape a sinking Helo... and ummm... he put his man-hood on the mouth-piece, and then asked the pilot how it tasted when he tested it the next pre-flight.
I LOVE THE other stories... MAIL BOUY Watch, Sending someone for a BT Punch, a gallon of Prop Wash... etc.
Wow... a rousing endorsement for the spelling skills of young Army spouses.
2007-12-08 07:01:23 · answer #4 · answered by mariner31 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
In the NAVY we used to tease the new arrivals by sending them on fake assignments, Here's an example or two . We would wake them up and tell them they are assigned to "mail bouy" watch, Give them a pole with a hook on it, a set of binoculars and tell them if they saw a green flashing bouy in the water they were to grab the mail bag off of it with that hook, so there they would sit on the front of ship with hook in hand , waiting to find the mail bouy so we could get our mail. Another thing we would do to let them get famaliar with the ship would be to send them to supply for 100 foot of flight line, a gallon of prop wash, a padeye wrench or metric crescent wrench, supply would say they were out and send them to the other end of the ship , and the other end of the ship would send them to another part of the ship, once they had went to about 10 different places they would know thier way around the ship. A new arrival on a ship is so eager to fit in and do what they are told they will keep looking for the non existent items. Myself I was put on "mail Bouy" watch in the arctic circle sitting on the front of an aircrafty carrier all night long .. in hindsight it was the funniest trick ever played on me
2007-12-08 04:32:17 · answer #5 · answered by nonya b 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
We used to wait until someone fell asleep in their top bunk. We would then tie them into the bunk and then we would all shout out loud as we tipped over the bunks.
The look on their face as they started falling over and the fact that they could not jump out, well you had to be there to see it.
Bunk Set=Free
Rope=.50 cents
Look on their face= priceless
I forgot another fun thing to do. We would send the new recruits over to supply to pick up
100 feet of flight line!
5 gallons of slack!
2007-12-08 03:50:43 · answer #6 · answered by Sgt Big Red 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAH i have one my brothers are in the military and they stop by every once in a while and they we go out to party at night. So one day one of my bros comes home sloppy drunk and me and my other brother get the viedoe camera and start recording it was hilarious and he was telling us to turn it off and then puking it is hard to explain but it was hilarious!!!
2007-12-08 03:21:59 · answer #7 · answered by BabyGuRL2002 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I made my brother watch the Grudge and he flipped out about the whole thing. When we went to his boot camp graduation I got behind him and made that noise and he jumped then he swung at me. Everybody thought it was hilarious.
2007-12-08 03:20:14 · answer #8 · answered by motherchild 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
There is NO WAY my story would compare to any of the others so I guess I'll just take my two points and go! LoL *wink*
2007-12-09 13:31:42 · answer #9 · answered by P@r@dise 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I made Happy Socks (if you know what I mean) and sent them to my husband and all of his friends when they were on deployment out to sea...
see? --------> http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k7/laddiemommy/adanimatedworking2.gif
2007-12-08 03:20:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋