A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into.
The firemen yell to the brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!"
The brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away...the brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.
"C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!' say the firemen to the redhead.
"Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says the redhead.
"No! It's brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with redheads!"
"OK" says the redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake.
Finally, the blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell "Jump! You have to jump!"
"No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the blonde.
"No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!"
"Look," the blonde says, "nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it . . ."
2007-12-08 02:53:37 · 30 answers · asked by Teff 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I would actually MadforMAC have you got any good ones...?
2007-12-08 02:59:45 · update #1
Lovely Sexy Mom, you only assume that the blonde is a female... and you know what happens when you assume dont you?
2007-12-08 03:01:43 · update #2
Splash , now look at me I'm a poodle.
2007-12-08 03:04:38 · answer #1 · answered by TN 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A blonde, brunette, and a red head were standing on the edge of the pool ready for the 100 yead breast stroke race.... The starter shot the pistol and the three dove into the water and began swimming. A few minutes the brunette finished and jumped out of the water. Then the red head. About twenty minutes later, the blonde emerged. They awarded the gold to the brunette, the silver to the red head and the bronze to the blonde. As they placed the metal around her neck the blonde wispered " I don't want to sound like a sore loser, but I think the other two used their arms"
2016-05-22 04:05:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! YOU AGAIN! You just keep poppin up everywhere huh? Yea, u didn't get alotta good comments huh? Their just jerks. They must understand that it iz fun pokin a little humor at ppl. For all we know, it could have been a joke about frogs! Would they get upset if we kept making fun of frogs??? (when i say this, i refer to that sexy mama person watever.) Anyway, heres a blonde joke!!!
There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.
The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”
LoL!
2007-12-08 07:33:29 · answer #3 · answered by There Is A Punk @ Yahoo.com 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not really funny. I am a redhead and I don't find that funny at all. Blonds get all the bad jokes. I don't know why that is that is soooo stereotypical of people to make fun of blonds all the time.
2007-12-08 02:58:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Not bad, back away from the blanket and i will jump.
Poor young lady.
2007-12-08 03:30:34 · answer #5 · answered by skunk 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda funny as blonde jokes go
2007-12-08 02:56:54 · answer #6 · answered by Vivena 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I usually like these types of jokes, and this one seems pretty funny. i think if it was a live joke and someone was actually saying it i would have found it funnyer
2007-12-08 03:02:31 · answer #7 · answered by Trevor B 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There's nothing wrong with a good blonde joke.
2007-12-08 03:02:15 · answer #8 · answered by henry clay 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mildly amusing. Not the greatest, but still amusing.
2007-12-08 02:56:30 · answer #9 · answered by Jenn 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not funny. How about I tell a joke about someone like you? Would that be funny?
2007-12-08 02:57:08 · answer #10 · answered by MadforMAC 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋