2007-12-08 02:42:56 · 12 answers · asked by R 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
To get away from the Teddy Bear incident :-)
2007-12-08 02:57:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Listen, This Chicken has Crossed the Road "Religiously" for I Don't Know HOW many Years---so, can we go on to the Next Question, Please!
Which is---what did he,she (?) do when they got to the Other Side?
2007-12-08 10:54:18 · answer #2 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To be saved. The chicken crossed the road to sit with Mary at Jesus' feet so it would not get its neck wrung and baked by Martha storming about in the kitchen. (No food prepared by Martha in a Mood would even have the beneficial effect it's intended to have - so it saves the chicken twice).
Thanks for taking this to a fun level
:)
2007-12-08 10:50:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
To get away from the Evangelical, Creationist fundamentalist. Even the chicken has enough sense to run from that fanaticism.
2007-12-08 10:58:38 · answer #4 · answered by Marvin -Retired- 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
He was predestined to?
To die. Alone. In the rain.
(the existential or Ernest Hemingway answer)
2007-12-08 10:47:48 · answer #5 · answered by Pedestal 42 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
he had faith he would make it,plus he looked both ways.then he got his reward of other chickens on the other side
2007-12-08 10:51:09 · answer #6 · answered by woodsonhannon53 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
to cross to the dark side.muwahahahaha cluck cluck.
2007-12-08 10:50:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because it was caught in the nose ring of the born again emo..
2007-12-08 10:47:25 · answer #8 · answered by The Church Lady 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Because his head was stuck in a preacher's as*.
2007-12-08 10:59:49 · answer #9 · answered by clint 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
To meet the cock- he was a pastor in some religion or the other
2007-12-08 10:46:06 · answer #10 · answered by sassy 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋