go anywhere they want? And they can wander into your house, and hop on your sofa and play with the remote; and if they like a film or a show and decide to stay and watch, you must provide pop corn and soft drinks?
2007-12-08 02:12:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Australia ➔ Other - Australia
for "funny" people must go to circus, to see clowns, not on yahoo answers. Buying tickets to a circus will make it very funny.
2007-12-08 04:45:40 · update #1
and there was this woman, she cooked a lot of wonderful dishes for her birthday party the night before, and went to work. When she came home from work in the evening, the fridge was empty, and there was a gigantic kangaroo in the leaving room, flicking through the TV channels, and highly polished plates all around him. She had to wash and blow dry her hair double quick, and to order pizza, because the
guests were just about to arrive. And the kangaroo didn't leave even then, but stayed on and had two large slices!
2007-12-08 05:34:10 · update #2
Yet again you are confusing kangaroos and koalas. The easiest way to tell the difference is that, if you have been outsmarted y a koala, you are probably American. If you have been outsmarted by a kangaroo you are probably a koala.
2007-12-08 06:47:39 · answer #1 · answered by iansand 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
NOT entirely true.
There is a clause that says there are three days a year when kangaroos CAN NOT go into the houses. The three days are the State of Origin Rugby League match days. These days are sacred to all Australians and the only three nights where the TV is exclusively for the man of the house.
2007-12-08 19:03:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes , it's true , the kangaroo is to Australians what the cow is to Hindus. I live in a remote rural area and have dozens of kangaroos living in or around my house. I don't mind, but htey seem to take forever in the bathroom (those long tails must be a problem). They like to watch news and documentary channels, so I have to practise my didgeridoo playing out in the shed now. Life's a funny thing isn't it?
2007-12-08 17:18:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes the greedy little buggers are very demanding.
Yesterday I had a fleet of Roo come into the lounge room without knocking....They demanded to watch a DVD (Quiggly Downunder) you know, with Tom Selleck. I had to fix em up with Coke and Pepsi, M&M's, Samboy BBQ Blast the whole works. Ate me out of house and home. Then if that wasn't enough, I turn me head and watch em doing bombies in my pool, they also ignored the sign that said NO RUNNING.
So may this be a lesson to all, let it be known , Roo are very forward and fussy house guests. I still cant find the remote.
2007-12-08 19:16:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, and their taste in TV programmes is shocking.
That's why I'm on the computer, there's no way I'm watching yet another re-run of "Skippy, the Bush Kangaroo".
We have to be sure not to give them beer.
You should see the damage a drunken Big Red can do.
2007-12-08 20:02:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
They make wonderful taxis too...they can negotiate George St,Sydney faster than cops on bikes...Don't be mean with the tip...Sharp Claws! I kid you not! We had a 2 metre brown snake slide up our stairs late the other arvo...Macheted the wriggler..good wholesome tucker..just don't lick or smoke the cane toads....EEEWWWW!..stick to gold-tops...Hey..wait a minute..you're a seppo takin' the piss aren't you? Suppose you think it's funny cow-tipping too? Cheese-head are ya? Sound like one...You just watch it cobber..This here is OUR home...and no-one elses..so buy a shout or bugger off!
2007-12-09 07:05:37 · answer #6 · answered by kit walker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They really only know a few words. they are Boo Hoo poo and Roo. So they don't really know what the films are about. they just like watching and eating
2007-12-08 19:59:53 · answer #7 · answered by jennifer h 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You're a Fuc|< wit. Get a life, quit writing stupid questions!
2007-12-11 00:44:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And if you'll believe that, I've got an ocean front property in Arizona that you'll just love!
Please, please, please tell me that you just wrote that question to get a rise out of us Aussies...!?!
2007-12-10 20:27:21 · answer #9 · answered by Lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, not true at all
2007-12-09 16:15:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋