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who among Noah's family had syphilyis?

2007-12-08 01:22:47 · 10 answers · asked by Brendan G 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

10 answers

Wow, some funny answers, and some of the weirdest answers I have ever seen...

By the way... it was Blue Eyed sheep... lmao!

2007-12-08 01:43:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Well there were eight of them.

Between them they had syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia, lymphogranumola venereum, chancroid, trichomonas, hepatitis A, B and C, all 100 or so types of HPV, herpes simplex (1 and 2), smallpox, chickenpox, TB, measles, mumps, rubella, polio....

I am reliably informed that all these human diseases were created at the time of the Fall.

Influenza was carried by the ducks.

2007-12-08 09:29:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

No one had syphilis, but the Sheep did.

It is a proven fact that Syphilis was aquired through the act of beastiality, not saying it was Noah or his family, but from Sheep.

If you don't like the answer, then you don't like the truth.

2007-12-08 09:30:32 · answer #3 · answered by PaRDeS 2 · 2 2

Um, syphilis is not indigenous to the human species and did not appear until several centuries after the great flood.
One thing that bothers me, is the lack of the proper use of grammar, punctuation and even the ability to spell correctly, on this site. Did you use spell check?

2007-12-08 09:30:46 · answer #4 · answered by jamazing41 3 · 0 4

That disease was a product of man's disobiediance to god..by having several partners.
Sex is God's invention. He is the mastermind behind it—and His creation is worth far more to Him than it is to us. This beautiful expression of love was created out of His own heart, as a gift to be experienced between a husband and wife. It is only in marriage that this manifestation of intimacy can be fully enjoyed in the depth for which it was created.

"Marriage should be honored by all, and the marriage bed kept pure, for God will judge the adulterer and the sexually immoral" (Hebrews 13:4, NIV).

"Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge" (Hebrews 13:4, KJV).

The more beautiful and unique something is (like sexual intercourse), the more power it holds over our lives, either for good or bad influence. That is why it is so easy for the devil to corrupt the most precious of God's gifts. When we become more in love with the gifts than the One who endowed them, the things that were designed to bless us begin to destroy us instead. Yes, God cares about what we do with our bodies, in public or in private. He doesn't want us to abuse ourselves in any way.

2007-12-08 09:39:28 · answer #5 · answered by rjm 4 · 1 4

LOLz
This'll be interesting.

[edit]
It was.
Funghi sure don't advertise intelligence, do they?

I come here for the comedy and funghi never lets me down.
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2007-12-08 16:24:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Your question made no sense. If all the people were destroyed, no one in Noah's family would have had syphilis!

2007-12-08 09:27:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 5

It was the sheep actually.

2007-12-08 09:29:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

oh good night, at least ask a question that wasn't asked yesterday.

Pardon me. Four days ago.
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2007-12-08 09:28:09 · answer #9 · answered by Last Ent Wife (RCIA) 7 · 2 3

You.

2007-12-08 09:25:27 · answer #10 · answered by Apostle Jeff 6 · 1 5

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