he said to type that all the good christians here need to help me out. Let me know how you'd like to send me your money so I can fulfill Gods will.
2007-12-07 23:28:47 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sorry I was missing one of the zeros... God told me to ask you good people for $100,000 and to tell you that if you didn't help this child of god, that your souls were in jeapordy. I accept paypal, online checks, credit cards, or you can mail me cash.
2007-12-07 23:41:14 · update #1
The money is going to build a Church Of God, on a beautiful mountaintop, a lighthouse of faith, and we're going to have faith camps, and prayer circles, and an online ministry. Thank you very much, God Bless you all.. in the name of Jesus.
2007-12-07 23:44:13 · update #2
Bildo, Bildo, Bildo....
You have to put some effort into it if it's gonna pay off....
You need a better hook...like you're only $30,000 short of finishing that new christian reform shelter home for gay and pregnant teens...
at least throw in a beach towel for jesus promo....
2007-12-07 23:40:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
It seems that you have mistaken the spirit of sarcasm with the holy spirit. Your spirt detector needs a tune-up.
2007-12-08 07:52:22 · answer #2 · answered by gls 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the Holy Spirit came over you for real he would be telling you to give me $10,000!
2007-12-08 07:35:34 · answer #3 · answered by crackerjack 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Money is the root of all evil. The Holy Spirit provides people and means of getting your needs met, but He doesn't hold a billfold or purse or tell you to ask for it. You can let others know of your specific need and God will use them to meet that need.
2007-12-08 07:33:39 · answer #4 · answered by Mrs.Blessed 7 · 2⤊ 3⤋
No, get a job you broke idiot! Oh and heavenly home girl .....it's the love of money that's the root of all evil! What idiots in this forum. All atheists included! Peace Out!!
2007-12-08 07:40:31 · answer #5 · answered by Chris 1 · 2⤊ 3⤋
You know I would but I just gave all my spare cash to some well known Atheist welfare/charity.
Who was it ?
Gee, so many to choose from I can't remember.
2007-12-08 07:58:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You think too small. Oral Roberts said he needed $8 million or his god was going to "call [him] home," and people wrote the checks.
2007-12-08 07:38:53 · answer #7 · answered by link955 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
You must be new to the faith for only asking for a mere $10,000.00 our father in heaven is rich, heck ask for $999,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00
He will then set you in a mega church and put you on TV, be careful not to fall!!!!!!!
2007-12-08 07:36:23 · answer #8 · answered by man of ape 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sure. I'll email you the check in three to five business days
2007-12-08 07:36:41 · answer #9 · answered by Imagine No Religion 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If the Holy Spirit had come over you, you would "BE" content!
2007-12-08 07:33:47 · answer #10 · answered by Premaholic 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋