WIFE's DIARY
Sunday night.
I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a
cafe to have coffee. I was shopping with my friends all day
long, so I thought he was upset that I was a bit late, but he
made no comment.
Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go
somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet
and absent. I asked him what was wrong. He said: "Nothing." I asked him if
it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had
nothing to do with me, and not to worry.
On the way home I told him that I loved him. He simply smiled
and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know
why he didn't say: "I love u, too."
When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted
nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched
TV; he seemed distant and absent.
Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came
to bed.
I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with
the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and
cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm
almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.
HUSBAND's DIARY
Today, Manchester United lost the match. DAMN IT..!!
2007-12-07 23:15:24 · 14 answers · asked by crazy gal 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WOW! Hilarious and so damn true! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! A star for you Sweetie!!!
2007-12-07 23:20:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
Good joke. What's the big deal about getting stars anyway?
2016-05-22 03:32:56 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well done. I give you a star, and 8 out of 10 for funny.
2007-12-07 23:45:31 · answer #3 · answered by jackalanhyde 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-07 23:25:36 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My girl is at football. Funny i know. well at least that explains why she hasn't been talking to me for the past weekends
2007-12-07 23:21:23 · answer #5 · answered by Stephen 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Excellent.Its kinda true
2007-12-09 03:33:42 · answer #6 · answered by Neethu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great n so true. ur starred
2007-12-10 05:14:30 · answer #7 · answered by Arvind P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke.Keep it up.
2007-12-09 16:14:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.starring you.
2007-12-07 23:24:59 · answer #9 · answered by gentleman 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yes, we tend to think too had!!! hahahahahaha.. I like this!!!!
2007-12-08 07:33:39 · answer #10 · answered by Lila86 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋