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I'm not sure how Satan or God would feel about condoms, it seems neither would approve since Satan loves suffering from disease and needs more souls to corrupt, and God loves suffering from disease and needs more souls to corrupt.....hmmm.
Wow, that's really scary. Thankfully neither of them are real!

2007-12-08 00:33:25 · answer #1 · answered by Leizl 6 · 2 2

Because condoms are about preventing the spread of disease, and Yahweh of the Bible seems to enjoy his plagues. Remember the river of blood? Locusts? Boils? Death of Egyptian Children?

P.S. Sometimes, the most ridiculous questions can also be the most humorous and fun to answer.

Lol, people freak out about your questions, don't they? Poor ricardo...it must be hard to live in a world with two thousand religions when he's so invested in his own.

2007-12-08 06:13:50 · answer #2 · answered by Dalarus 7 · 3 2

Because satan's not real either.
The god of christian bible loves death and destruction
you need lots and lots of expendable people for that.

2007-12-08 06:31:11 · answer #3 · answered by Jesusa 6 · 1 1

What good it would do to an entity who has crossed the stage of fertility and suffers from chronic erectile dysfunction?

2007-12-08 08:12:24 · answer #4 · answered by brkshandilya 7 · 0 2

Your sadistic and I sure would love to hear what God will be telling you when He reminds you about asking this "Question". good luck--your going to need it--By the way how can you stoop so low as to capitalize "Satin" on the same line as GOD.

2007-12-08 06:13:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 3

BECAUSE HE WANTS GOD TO HAVE LOTS OF LITTLE GODS SO NOW WE HAVE LOTS OF GODS ALL OVER THE GLOBE. ALL THE GODS ARE BEGINNING TO LOOK ALIKE.

2007-12-08 06:41:11 · answer #6 · answered by woolly worm 6 · 1 1

why would God need one ? He already has had his children. Otherwise you wouldnt be here. You are definitely reading the wrong books.

2007-12-08 06:09:44 · answer #7 · answered by toobingaddict 4 · 3 3

This question is quite idiotic

2007-12-08 06:12:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

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