picture this,a scruffy little ginger crosseyed 10yr old lad in short pants filthy legs plastic sandals,and a grey sock on one foot and black on the other(thats me) happy as larry walking around city centre,then he needs the toilet so goes into one of the big posh stores,right to the top floor and into the toilets,sits on the bog and grinning at the shuffle and growls in the next cubicle,cos im thinking he cant baba anyway the noise gets louder and louder and as im pulling my pants up,i turns roun looks at the wall and theres a hole in it and an eye staring at me,i ran like the clappers screaming theres a monster in the bogs!! my older brother later told me it was a bloke having a bob ross,and it took me nearly a week b4 i discovered what a bob ross was.
2007-12-07 21:37:29 · 16 answers · asked by fozz 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
4 those of u that dont know,a bob ross is a toss
2007-12-07 21:42:57 · update #1
lol, "A Bob Ross?" never herda that one .. my werst one was when I was at junior school, think I was about 8yo and really had to gan to the lavvie which were outside in the playground. Anyhow I never managed to get there in time and while I was in the yard en route, the shite started dribbling down me leg, and I had shorts on! I was so embarrassed and sat on the lavvie and wuddnt come out til a teacher came to see where I was! and it was a woman! sigh got dragged back home to see me muvver and get changed, then got the slipper off me Headmistress when I got back and the belt off me favver when I got home later!! Oh joyous schooldays!! Pap!!
2007-12-08 04:32:00 · answer #1 · answered by jockman432004 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's a BOB ROSS?
Knew someone who's mother was stuck on the toilet in an air plane in the middle of the flight.
Vacuum suction.
Years ago before I was born my mother saw a rat in a restaurant ladies room, screemed and her hair stood up on its ends from fear.
I hate public lavatories, must have gotten that from her.
2007-12-07 21:55:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bob Ross = Toss.
At university I lived in a shared house with 5 others and only one bathroom - desperate for a dump but because someone was in the shower I had to take a crap in the wastebin in my bedroom!
2007-12-07 21:42:12 · answer #3 · answered by Dan ಠ_ಠ 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
contained in the Cairo Museum in Cairo, I had to pay a million pound (Egyptian) for 3 squares of unmarried-ply lavatory paper, and then when I were given into the stall, there became no seat on the lavatory, it became sponsored up, and had pee/poop everywhere in the rim. Sitting became out of the question. thankfully, i'd spent a lot of time in Japan, and became solid at squatting, or soaring. And, also because of Japan, I had a touch %. of tissues in my pocket, in view that those 3 squares merely weren't a lot use in any respect. there became also a relax room at Saidaiji in Nara, Japan - i imagine that it became the horse barn, centuries in the past, even if it were reworked right into a relax room. A unisex bathing room! So when I walked in, I had to stroll by technique of the adult males peeing contained in the urinals, and then when I were given to the stalls, they were eastern variety lavatories (not a issue for me), yet they were merely holes contained in the floor, fairly, and the scent became atrocious! And it became a fairly breezy March day. Thank god it wasn't August! I vowed accurate then and there not in any respect to visit that shrine contained in the summer season, as I knew the nice and cozy temperature and humidity would make the finished bathing room adventure there merely terrible!
2016-10-26 14:44:03 · answer #4 · answered by buitron 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Possibly not the worst but the funniest.
One day at university I went to the toilet after breakfast but when I pushed the door there was my (American) neighbour sitting there with his pants around his ankles. A few grunts of apology.
The second time was after lunch when the same thing happened. Again grunts of apology then, when he saw who it was, he said, in a broad American accent, "Déjà vu."
Oh dear, what a catastrophe,
J**** McGuire did not lock the lavatory.
The rest is rude and untrue
2007-12-07 21:51:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How horrible for you!! But please don't insult Bob Ross like that he was one of the most genuine men on the planet : ((
I hate using the toilets in certain parts of America as the stalls have wide gaps around the doors so people can see you peeing!!
2007-12-08 01:31:53 · answer #6 · answered by bambam 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have a really sick one, well actually more smelly, i was around 8 yrs old and in my room playing when i had tummy pains, i ran to the bathroom but as i bent over to pull my pants and trousers down i let rip by accident and sprayed the bathroom with explosive dhiorea, the biggest problem was the bathroom was decorated in lemon yellow with white carpets. i told my mum i didnt like liver and onions but she didnt beleive me! (although she did after that incident)
2007-12-07 21:45:56 · answer #7 · answered by *mental*MooCow* 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Once in an airport in Sweden I tried to go the loo and the lock was bust and there was a woman in there. Nearly died.
2007-12-07 21:41:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's a bob ross?
2007-12-07 21:41:02 · answer #9 · answered by jaffacake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My eyes still water at the memory, but......lol
I was about 11 years old, pointing percy at the porcelain (for our American cousins, that means taking a wizz...lol), when my foot slipped, I pitched forward...
...and my entire bodyweight landed straight on my (OOOOWWWW), smashing it against the toilet....
2007-12-07 22:00:39 · answer #10 · answered by Simon L 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋