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2007-12-07 20:12:23 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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............and on the 8th day God created ham

available only at Balducci's on 14th Street

2007-12-09 02:49:15 · answer #1 · answered by FallenAngel© 7 · 1 0

God can make kosher so delicious you would squeal like a pig.

2014-06-08 16:30:38 · answer #2 · answered by G 2 · 0 0

What is ham? It's smoked, lean meat, cured with certtain flavorings. Any meat can be turned into ham. I have seen Turkey ham, Chicken ham and even BEEF ham. So YES, as long as it isn't PORK or meat from another unacceptable source then the ham WOULD be Kosher. And it was made under the the rules of Jewish kosher guidelines and certified as Kosher by a Rabbi, it WOULD be Kosher. It just wouldn't be ham from a pig.

Brightest Blessings,
Raji the Green Witch

2007-12-08 04:55:26 · answer #3 · answered by Raji the Green Witch 7 · 3 0

No. It's not just about the cloven hooves, but, the cloves that go so well with a nice ham...unless the sin can still be picked out like lima beans.

2007-12-07 20:45:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Even better, could God create a deviled ham spread so holy, even He would endorse it? I can see the commercial now:

"This is God, giving props to Gates of Hell brand deviled ham, the sandwich spread that's sinfully good, yet oh so heavenly!!!"

2007-12-08 06:28:26 · answer #5 · answered by Jack B, goodbye, Yahoo! 6 · 6 0

no god did not create us as sinners easy we decided to disobey god and do what god told us to do sin is a action not a object lets see if you make a home out of wood and it is perfect after a lot of use it starts not to be so perfect. it start to rot away and things start to break down from constant use. nothing made in this physical universe ever stays in a state of constant perfection our bodies start to break down and fall apart our own choice to break god's law is sin Perfection, by definition, would mean that they would not ever degrade. If they fall from "perfection", they were never really perfect in the first place...right?? no you have it wrong human bodies start in perfection but after constant use they break down its the physical material its made from god is not the problem but the material used that is at fault Is there another definition of "perfect" which I am not aware of? yes it does not mean it will stay in that state of perfection which is the flawed logic that is being used Either we were created inherently as sinners, or we were created perfect and remain as such...or, it is possible for humans to live without sin? no neither assumption is correct especially after being created in a physical state no god did not create us sinners

2016-05-22 03:22:27 · answer #6 · answered by kecia 3 · 0 0

I don't know about ham, but bacon is so delicious it should be an exception.

And the lord said "You may absolutely not eat pigs, except bacon, smoky crispy,mmmmm.....bacon"

Do you think whoever designed and approved the ad is walking the unemployment line now?

2007-12-07 20:38:37 · answer #7 · answered by Gawdless Heathen 6 · 6 0

Spiral honey glazed ham isn't Kosher?

It sure oughtta be.

2007-12-07 20:23:52 · answer #8 · answered by Quaoar Rocks! 5 · 4 0

God created all the hams already.

And none of them are kosher.

2007-12-07 20:21:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

I think perhaps he could :)

It would DEFINITELY stand more of a chance of being Kosher if you did the same thing to it as you did to that piece of bologna...heheh

2007-12-07 21:15:00 · answer #10 · answered by . 6 · 4 0

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