A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.
"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."
The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."
The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."
2007-12-07 20:09:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
2007-12-07 20:13:26 · answer #1 · answered by Tweety Bird 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Qur'an employing countless the books that were banned from the Bible. The Sheperd's Chapel makes use of that still to say that Cain and Abel were twins. they imagine that Cain became not Adam's son yet that of Lucifer. As I fairly have reported there are all styles of beliefs. Adam lived to be about 930 years previous. there have been no desease as such and the earth became better organic. The Bible does not provide us a particular huge style. Adam and Eve had Cain (Genesis 4:a million), Abel (Genesis 4:2), Seth (Genesis 4:25), and many different little kids (Genesis 5:4). With in all likelihood thousands of years of kid-bearing means, Adam and Eve in all likelihood had 50+ toddlers of their lifetime. Whew! I had 3 and theory that became demanding lol.
2016-10-26 14:41:07 · answer #2 · answered by love 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
saw that coming from halfway during the joke!
good though, most people would fall for it!
2007-12-07 20:21:42 · answer #3 · answered by DramaQueen22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i knew that from the mid of the joke when she said yeah it is yours
2007-12-07 20:18:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-12-07 21:14:49 · answer #5 · answered by Joshua 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-12-07 21:52:46 · answer #6 · answered by Hussaina S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol omg your funny
2007-12-07 20:14:01 · answer #7 · answered by lukewarm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! :D
2007-12-07 21:42:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved it.
2007-12-07 20:14:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.
2007-12-07 20:28:50 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAAaa....
So what's the question?
2007-12-07 20:13:52 · answer #11 · answered by red 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋