A Christian, an Atheist, and an Agnostic walk into a bar.
Upon the bar sat three fresh mugs of beer but no bartender to be found.
The Christian says, " How wise and kind the bartender was to anticipate our arrival and provide us with this refreshment."
The atheist says," Fool, the fact that there are three beers here, does not prove that a bartender poured them and it certainly doesn't indicate any benevolence on the part of a non-existant bar tender."
The agnostic says, " Damn, this beer is good."
2007-12-07 19:29:25 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL, sums it up quite nicely. Very good philosophical arguement. Starred.
2007-12-07 19:32:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
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2016-12-30 17:00:21 · answer #2 · answered by tammaro 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice, it's a modernized western version of The Vinegar Tasters.
2007-12-07 19:36:32 · answer #3 · answered by Salvador 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
And then the bar tender comes back and says
Sorry the bathrooms are broken, just use a glass like the last three guys.
It does not sum it up very well.
2007-12-07 19:35:45 · answer #4 · answered by Simon T 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
That's Very Nice.
But not (NICE) for Atheist and Agonostic. They will report this, Because they always will Reject the Truth
2007-12-07 19:50:56 · answer #5 · answered by Jesus will rule with the Qur'an 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
!!!BEER!!!
This joke is doubly funny for seen as I came home from the bar tonight.
I think the world needs a nice cold beer.
R&S might not be as fun though.
2007-12-07 19:46:31 · answer #6 · answered by barcode soul (almost suspended) 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Man, a good joke AND it includes beer.
two thumbs up.
2007-12-07 19:32:58 · answer #7 · answered by looks like a human 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
And that's why I'm an agnostic.
2007-12-07 19:31:51 · answer #8 · answered by CRtwenty 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
it was too formal...not funny enough
you need to dumb it down a little.
Im not saying im stupid....just dumb jokes are so much funnier.
2007-12-07 19:32:16 · answer #9 · answered by RockStar 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Awesome! Big nerdy high five to ya :)
2007-12-07 19:32:05 · answer #10 · answered by Calliope 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋