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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

2007-12-07 18:18:51 · 12 answers · asked by KidCuervo 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

RAmen children. And don't let anyone tell you that the decrease in the number of pirates is not the cause of global warming. Long live beer volcanos and stripper factories!

2007-12-07 18:26:00 · update #1

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Oh yes, definately! Usually around International (or National) Talk Like A Pirate Day the city of Norman has a big day at the local library where they read pirate stories and everyone dresses up as a pirate. And at the local UU where my satsang meets they usually have a sermon on Sunday about FSM and do the ritual (people dressed as pirates....uncooked spaghetti noodles placed behind one ear as they enter the sanctuary...and of course a spaghetti lunch after the service). Not long ago I came across a very nice book in a book store that was "A dictionary of pirate speak".....very handy on Talk Like A Pirate Day. :) I personally missed it this year because I was in the hospital, but of the other years I've participated it has always been fun. The main FSMer at the UU even has a FSM decal on his car and a bumper sticker that says "Have you been touched by His noodly appendages".

Have you heard of the Invisible Pink Unicorn (may her holy hooves never be shod)? Check it out. It's another one of my faves. :)

2007-12-07 21:22:28 · answer #1 · answered by gabriel_zachary 5 · 1 0

that's a tragic tale truly... each and all of the contributors have been killed whilst the church of the rolling meatball, sacrificed a wheel of cheese and sang "on good of spaghetti" thrice in unison. This further down a poor hail hurricane of complicated college lunch meatballs which decimated the undesirable church of the flying spaghetti monster.

2016-10-02 07:28:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I worked 7 years at a spaghetti factory and I only saw him during the nightshift.

2007-12-08 01:39:02 · answer #3 · answered by Don Verto 7 · 1 0

Who?

RAmen!

2007-12-07 18:25:06 · answer #4 · answered by russj 3 · 1 1

The Flying Spaghetti Monster thing got old five years ago. Seriously, shut the **** up about it.

2007-12-07 18:51:59 · answer #5 · answered by [A]byssal 3 · 0 3

Hail the FSM!
RAmen.

2007-12-07 18:25:32 · answer #6 · answered by CRtwenty 5 · 2 1

I like my spaghetti with a lot of tomato sauce.

2007-12-07 18:24:58 · answer #7 · answered by Aeon Enigma 4 · 0 1

I am A fan of the Low-Carb Egg Noodle Ogre. May you be one of his Wonton Minions

If you don't conform,"NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!"

2007-12-07 18:29:01 · answer #8 · answered by barcode soul (almost suspended) 5 · 2 1

Yes I have been touched by His Noodly Appendage

RAmen

2007-12-07 18:22:33 · answer #9 · answered by darwinsfriend3 AM 7 · 2 1

Yes.

May the pirates return.

RAmen.

2007-12-07 18:22:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

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