A guy is cleaning out the closet he shares with his lover and on the top shelf he notices a large box. He carefully takes the box down. He notices a sign on top of the box which reads: Do Not Open!
Naturally he was curious so he opens the box and inside he sees $20,000 in cash and three dildos.
Later that evening his lover comes home, and he immediately confronts him about the contents of his box. The lover is upset, but he proceeds, "Why are there three dildos in the box?"
"Every time we had bad sex and I didn't get off, I took a dildo into the bathroom then put it in the box when I was finished" The lover replied.
"Hmm, three dildos, twenty years together, that's not bad," The guy thought. "What's the $20,000 for?," he asked.
"Every time I got a dozen dildos, I sold them."
2007-12-07 18:01:08 · 15 answers · asked by jockman432004 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey good to see you back! and im just going to copy and paste ur joke and send it on and "ohhhh"i do feel guilty but i dont actualy tell anyone its my joke,but you know if they message me and say fantastic joke steve,then the praise could be meant for you too steve lol
2007-12-07 19:18:55 · answer #1 · answered by fozz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
L O L 9/10 x
2007-12-08 04:29:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-08 06:01:59 · answer #3 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very Good
2007-12-08 02:18:23 · answer #4 · answered by DareDevil Virgin 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny
2007-12-08 02:42:44 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hi joke man, very good
2007-12-08 14:02:12 · answer #6 · answered by bluebrancall 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO too funny
2007-12-08 03:50:24 · answer #7 · answered by Trish 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-12-08 03:03:14 · answer #8 · answered by oldschool69 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, very funny indeed.
2007-12-08 06:55:17 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh, i know this one. the answer is "yes"
2007-12-08 05:29:51 · answer #10 · answered by wolffromthenothing 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋