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I slapped an old man silly who looked at my behind as I walked by in the park. I think I left some marks. That will teach him to stay away from Satan and his temptations and get right with God.

2007-12-07 16:54:05 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

33 answers

There is nothing to do to rid the world of lust. Maybe you should look to yourself for that. Mocking the Word of God brings consequences of which I'm sure you are a prime candidate.

2007-12-07 17:03:00 · answer #1 · answered by TIAT 6 · 0 1

I hope you're not serious, for if you are I would say that you definitely over-reacted in this case. All he did was look at you, he apparently didn't go any further than that.

Can you honestly say that you haven't looked at men's physiques?

And do you really think he is going to "get right with God" after being slapped by you? Did Jesus slap people while He was on this Earth?

2007-12-07 17:01:46 · answer #2 · answered by Foxfire 4 · 1 1

LOVE the quesiton, hate the religious leaning. Oh well. I'll take it anyway. I grimaced at the middle-aged men on the public transit system who kept staring at me. I hate gawking men with a false sense of self-confidence.

2007-12-07 16:57:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Blasted Perry Como!!!

2007-12-07 16:56:14 · answer #4 · answered by walterhawthorneiii 2 · 3 1

Let's see. To rid the world of lust, today I had sex. That certainly took care of a little bit of lust.... for an hour or so anyway...

2007-12-07 16:56:10 · answer #5 · answered by ericamarie0303 2 · 5 2

Well Donna I think you went a little out of your way on that one. You did your part just by showing us your avatar. That made my d1ck crawl up into my arm pits. Way to go girl now it's going to take me all night just to convince it to come out and play.

2007-12-07 19:16:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Put my daisy dukes in the drawer. Does it count that it is freezin outside and no one in their right mind could wear shorts this small in the snow!

2007-12-07 17:02:03 · answer #7 · answered by raininggreenbug 2 · 0 1

I acted really naive to green jokes. And wore loose and modest clothing.

2007-12-07 16:58:00 · answer #8 · answered by Kath. xD 2 · 1 0

I took one look at your avatar, and that rid me of any lustful feelings.

2007-12-07 17:01:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Showed your picture to everyone watching Desperate Housewives.

2007-12-07 16:57:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

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