Lawyers should never ask grandmas a question if they aren't prepared for the answer .
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In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand.
He approached her and asked; " Mrs.. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me.
You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher.
Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, " Mrs.. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women.
One of them was your wife. Yes I know him."
The defense attorney almost died.
The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice said: "If either of you rascals asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair ."
2007-12-07 15:48:47 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I would like to tell humbly that I am not the owner of all the jokes that I share here.Many of them are mine but some of them,I hear from my friends .Any way,my aim is to make atleast one person laugh.
2007-12-07 16:40:12 · update #1
thats pretty funny, makes you curious
2007-12-07 15:55:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A simple, unassuming person making a frank confession ! I love every bit of it, joker. Please continue in the same vein and may the Almighty bless you with more and more of such wonderful jokes and may you continue to regale and entertain this community with your humour for a long long time. You know, in times of distress, these are the only aids available to a person.
2007-12-07 22:46:20 · answer #2 · answered by Jaisingh T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grandma is a clever lady, She came to give witnesses . Whether she is going to give false/right witness? , before that she has dumbfounded the 2 lawyers.. Judge was also afraid that she may tell his history, he has silienced the lawyers.
Good one.
2007-12-07 19:45:05 · answer #3 · answered by chidambaram k 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke Deserves a star!
2007-12-07 16:16:45 · answer #4 · answered by Tweety Bird 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes you are definitely intelligent,i am not lying for 10 points..
your jokes are very nice and very humorous
2007-12-07 16:05:45 · answer #5 · answered by adrulear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Vickie! Jokes are better long. I like long jokes like this! Very funny! When you get to be that old, you know everybody
2016-05-22 02:50:55 · answer #6 · answered by myung 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simply amazing...an Amazona grandma...hehehhehhe
2007-12-07 16:13:37 · answer #7 · answered by Soop3rNLuVkJB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Buddy,
Great joke,
if my grandmaa coul be alive she must have been died coz of this on.
but I am still alive to die .
Haaa Haaa Haaaaa............!
Roopali N.
2007-12-14 15:44:53 · answer #8 · answered by Roopali N 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your jokes are good and this one fantastic as usual. Keep it up and thanks for the laugh. I shall share it with my friends.
2007-12-07 16:00:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!
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2007-12-07 15:54:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋