I moved out of my paren'ts house two years ago and for these last two Christmases, Santa hasn't been to my house to bring me any presents. He always used to bring me presents on Christmas, could he maybe not know my new address? I tried writing to him at the North Pole to give him my new address but I don't know if he got it or not. I put out milk and cookies for him last year, but he never came. Do you think maybe I haven't been good enough this year and I got on his naughty list?
2007-12-07 15:33:49 · 19 answers · asked by lindsey p 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
There is no such thing as Santa Clause. I know because my mom told me that she saw her parents put the presents under the tree on Christmas Eve.
2007-12-07 15:53:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa is in jail because air traffic police gave him a speeding ticket for going over the air speed in his sled. He has to surrender his magical sled to get out, but he refuses. The police want money, but Santa's elves doesn't have money. How will santa clause get out. Isn't this a funnt joke also???
P.S.(think back to the very first santa clause movies) HOHOHOHO MERRY Christmas!!!
2007-12-07 15:41:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You naughty little kitty. We're glad you're back even if Santa can't find you. Maybe Santa needs a GPS.
2007-12-07 15:40:26 · answer #3 · answered by going postal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was arrested by the North Pole Police because of multiple complaints by the lady elves, saying he constantly labeled them as ho's.
I'm sorry to bust your bubble... but he's been sentenced to life for emotional abuse.
2007-12-07 15:44:17 · answer #4 · answered by ¥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want to cry. Your kitty looks so sad!:-( And what you write..... that is how I felt when I found out Santa wasn't real. It was awful. I think I will go cry myself to sleep now.
2007-12-07 15:42:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I really hate to tell you this, it's really disgusting, but that Santa guy you used to get "presents" from, was your dad.
2007-12-07 15:42:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I heard he got ran over by a reindeer.
2007-12-07 15:41:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry he will come,with a picture like that,catnip too!Cute!
2007-12-07 16:43:26 · answer #8 · answered by Life goes on... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa is now an alcoholic.
Leave out beer.
2007-12-07 15:36:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Build a chimney.
2007-12-07 15:36:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋