There are orchids that look enough like queen bees to attract the males to actually hump the orchid there by spreading pollen from orchid to orchid and the male bees get frustrated every time.
2007-12-07 14:56:48 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hi,
Sure he does ; he created you didn't he?
See, if you are the farter as mentioned on your avatar, are you not blessed with the power of casting out demons?
A pint of Guinness and a pickled egg creates the foulest demons from the gates of hell.
Mike K
2007-12-07 15:02:36 · answer #1 · answered by Mike K 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The humor is 2000 years previous on the least, it isn't any ask your self you do not comprehend it. Shakespeare became hilarious too, even if it is going over maximum folk's heads because of ways some time previous it became written (and the antiquated language, similar issue you would face contained in the KJV). Yeah, there are some boring elements, fairly fairly some (you may want to keep in innovations it is also a historic record) yet there are some elements which will make you snort in case you imagine about them a touch. besides, in case you've self assurance the Bible, God invented humor. i'm fairly particular He knows the thanks to apply it.
2016-10-26 14:29:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe He does. Examples: platypus, baboons, penguins, and Tim Allen.
After God made Adam He told him he was going to make him a helpmate. This helpmate was going to be hot, an awesome cook, would wait on him 24-7, rub his feet while watching the bears game, and never lip off to him. Adam was a bit suspicious and asked what it would cost. God said a leg, an arm, and an ear. Adam replied, "what can I get for a rib?"
God Smiles!
(disclaimer: the above is a joke and not biblical truth.)
2007-12-07 15:07:52 · answer #3 · answered by P.C. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what about the jack a$s who keeps going after the she donkey and every time she kicks him in the face. And what about man. That is a big joke too. No He pities our ignorance. Again and again we are being kicked by Maya yet we keep going back for more. That is our stupidity. When we regain our intelligence we see this place as a bad deal and question our existence and ask for the way out of this miserable place. He then tells us the process of self Realization (bhakti Yoga) and if we are sincere we take up the process of reviving our spiritual consciousness and go Home at the end of life. Read The Science of Self Realization by Bhaktivedanta Prabhupada tells how.
2007-12-07 15:03:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sure he does. I am sure of it every time I see one of those wierd baboons with the blue noses and the bummies that stick out a mile from their a**
2007-12-07 15:01:34 · answer #5 · answered by Miss Delanne 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to answer your question...Yes he made George Bush, didn't he?
about the bees, that's funny. You learn something new every day!
2007-12-07 15:17:46 · answer #6 · answered by GamerMom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would think , he some times sits down and holds his sides, when he looks down and sees some of the stupid things people do. and probably says, it's a good thing i made a lot of them, cause there aren't going to be many coming here.
and he told eve, go tell adam i sent you to be his companion, and she went to adam and said god sent me to be your boss.
2007-12-07 15:13:19 · answer #7 · answered by gen patton 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dark Humor for sure..
2007-12-07 15:02:32 · answer #8 · answered by Lost. at. Sea. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. He made laughter and things to laugh about...
2007-12-07 15:02:43 · answer #9 · answered by Thomas E 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask a platypus.
2007-12-07 14:59:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋