Will I Go To Hell for Being Left-Handed?

Question

The ideal of right-handed superiority is even in the Bible, which we left-handed oppressors often cite, thinking it will somehow dissuade the lefties to the good side. Matthew 25:41 states, "Then shall he say also unto them on the LEFT hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels."


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Answer 1

depends on what your left hand does...

Answer 2

Clinton was a lefty. A left-hander learns everything from the base up, so by the time they grasp a concept they know everything about it. A righty learns things by going straight to the routine, and then maybe by chance learns the reasons and origins of it. A lefty will struggle and take a longer time to grasp a concept than a righty, but by the time he does, he will know more about it than a righty, provided he doesn't give up. With the mention that a lefty has a shorter lifespan on average, I will agree with that. We think more often and over-analyze a lot, which means we are more aware of things than others are. Look at Kurt Cobain. He saw a world he hated and was confounded by, and didn't want to live in it anymore.

Answer 3

I'm loved by God, washed in the blood of the Lamb, on my way to heaven and lefty for 49+ years. Its the heart, not the hand! Don't let the devil beat you up, hes been defeated 2000 years ago, remind him of that fact and then just serve God with all your heart. Jesus loves you so much more than you can imagine!!!

God Bless You Lefty! See ya 'round the Throne in Heaven!!!

Answer 4

People used to think this, if you can believe it. I was born left handed in 1962, Both my Mother's minister and her Doctor told her to correct me for religious reasons.

Today I'm a right-handed atheist. But I'm one hell of a switch hitter.

Answer 5

yes. u are going to hell for all of eternity for being able to write with a different hand. cuz thats what god does. he has run out of reasons for sending people to hell so, he decided one day when he had nothing else to do that he was going to cast people into eternal damnation for having the ability to write with their left hand. when you think about it, so little of the population is able to write with their left hand, so who cares in the long run except the people faced with the problem?

Answer 6

"Greetings. I am your God. You have been a faithful believer in Me, your Lord and Savior and my one and only son Jesus. I will now award you the gift of eternal life. *Lights fire* This represents eternal life. This fire will not die. Now, let's look at your life. You were born on -birthday-. I see no .... woah. WOAH. Stop. Extinguish the fire! How blasphemous? Who called for this?! Oh the left handed man is thee! Cursed evil! Ah! Its hurting me! Ah. I CONDEMN YOU TO HELL!"

---that sounds more like
Hitler to me.

Answer 7

Of course , everyone knows that all left handed people are doomed to an eternity in hell, along with lawyers and tax collectors.

Answer 8

Hon, if left handed people were going to hell, then ten percent of all Christians shouldn't even bother trying.

Answer 9

Then I guess it matters not I'm a pagan, I'm going to Hell anyway. Oh well, I've always enjoyed warm weather. I'll bring my flame retardant PJ's.

Answer 10

Those damn dextrists and their lefty-hating ways. They're just trying to scare us into being right-handed.

Answer 11

that's awesome if that is true...if I came up in a super religious family and I had that burden, I would just become evil just become evil, until Judgment day where it said in the Bible, I just had to follow.