This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.
He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said...FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS!
2007-12-07 13:49:54 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*As usual, another funny one*
2007-12-07 13:58:43 · answer #1 · answered by Me 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Im a Strawberry Blonde and in case you have ever seen the movie legally blonde she proves she is wise and merely pay interest in school and bypass to varsity and dont act stupid and be mature :)
2016-10-01 02:58:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was really funny....but how does painting the house prove u are not dumb?
2007-12-07 13:53:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha, thats really funny, i love dumb blonde jokes
2007-12-07 13:57:29 · answer #4 · answered by snowbella 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha nice one
2007-12-08 00:41:34 · answer #5 · answered by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
this is great , haven;t laughed so hard in a long time, I'm going to share this joke.
2007-12-07 14:17:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
you are a funny guy or girl
2007-12-07 13:55:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i've heard this one before but still funny ^-^
2007-12-07 13:52:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! she'd proved it alright!
that she's stupid! good one chap!
2007-12-07 14:51:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love it lol,
2007-12-07 13:59:11 · answer #10 · answered by poseidon 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋