One hot July day we found this old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry site. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, and put her in a carrier and took her to the Vet. She had no name so we named her puussy cat. The Vet decided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
My husband, the complainer said "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my hubby El Cheap-O, and my hubby calls him El Take-O.
The next day hubby had an appointment with his Doctor, which is located next door to the Vet. The Doctor's office was full of people waiting to see the Doctor. The door opened and in popped the vet and announces to my hubby, "Your wife's puussy is finally shaved and clean. She now smells like a rose. And by the way, I think she is pregnant. God knows who the father is!" and then he closed the door.
2007-12-07 13:43:50 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*OMG! I will bet that vet didn't get a Christmas gift from the kitty's mama!
2007-12-07 13:54:22 · answer #1 · answered by Me 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
around the line from I the place I stay a woman deserted like 50 cats and the cats got here into the parking component of the place of residing construction I stay in. I under no circumstances puppy any of the cats, yet after maximum of of them died, i began out to place out nutrients. I easily have puppy some canines that have exceeded by my place of residing construction.
2016-11-14 20:18:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol pretty funny
2007-12-07 13:46:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao love it,
2007-12-07 14:01:34 · answer #4 · answered by poseidon 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, like it
2007-12-08 00:36:01 · answer #5 · answered by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. very good
2007-12-07 14:26:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!!! That's rich! *star*
2007-12-07 13:47:54 · answer #7 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
ahahah
2007-12-07 13:47:21 · answer #8 · answered by [[pinkpassion]] 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
haha!
2007-12-07 13:49:20 · answer #9 · answered by Oh Devon. :) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
2007-12-07 14:07:34 · answer #10 · answered by ♪♥❀ ~爱Brunette Dudette爱~ ❀ ♥♫ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋