2007-12-07 12:16:21 · 13 answers · asked by Je Marche Drôle 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yeah. Like poisons leaching into the soil.
2007-12-07 12:19:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
First you have to start a religion based of the idea that Mr. Huckabee - I do love the name - is a Manifestation of God. Then you need to find someone to ghost write a sacred text. THEN we get to the salvation part.
2007-12-07 12:23:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Assuming he places forth the declare that he's in fact the messiah the day previously the election,all of christianity would choose a make-over,even the terminology. "Salvation by Mike on my own..." you realize,that variety of component. easily,if we've been clever shall we placed a dent in his finished i'm-a-great-christian bit by masking the country with "Huckabee is God!!!" graffitti.
2016-11-14 20:05:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if he becomes president maybe he can ge this teeth fixed up...I bet he gets all fat again too. Ever notice how most ministers (cept for Joel Osteen) are all fat and stuff? I think it's because they indulge themselves in food rather than sex...unless they are gay...then they like meth and gay sex all mixed together
2007-12-07 12:30:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
perhaps there will be a blessing on every tax refund check. and rapture will come to us in numerical order according to the holy doctrine of social security.
2007-12-07 12:29:55 · answer #5 · answered by bad tim 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just like Reaganomics.
2007-12-07 14:06:12 · answer #6 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope. I would never worship the sadistic, immoral, Hitleresque God of the Bible, no matter who was President.
2007-12-07 12:21:09 · answer #7 · answered by gelfling 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Some of us are working real hard to keep another religious nut out of office.
2007-12-07 12:20:53 · answer #8 · answered by An Independent 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
woo hoo he will let out all of the rapists.
he is disgusting. I can't believe anyone would vote for him.
2007-12-07 12:34:47 · answer #9 · answered by GamerMom 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, George Bush hasn't trickled any religion on us, why would any other president?
2007-12-07 12:20:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋