One morning while making breakfast, a man walks up to his wife and pinches her on her butt and says, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, "You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis.
With a death grip in place she said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your brother.
2007-12-07 11:28:02 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG!!!! That was absolutely hilarious!! My husband won't like it but I'm going to tell it to him anyways!!!
2007-12-07 11:53:14 · answer #1 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Gentle, but firm
2016-05-22 02:03:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pmsl! thats hilarious!
2007-12-07 12:14:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO soooo funny
2007-12-07 15:37:50 · answer #4 · answered by Jessica 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have heard before and still funny!
2007-12-07 11:44:30 · answer #5 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yea coz he got a better Di** Hahahaha
2007-12-09 19:54:03 · answer #6 · answered by omeng90 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haahahaha. You have the greatest jokes.
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2007-12-07 18:08:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. dat waz hilarious!!! very funny!
2007-12-08 02:45:10 · answer #8 · answered by African Queen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man, this is funny!!!
2007-12-09 13:55:38 · answer #9 · answered by Reeze 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, fantastic!!!
2007-12-07 11:35:28 · answer #10 · answered by irish.cadyboo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋