A fellow went off on his honeymoon, and after returning meets up with a friend for a beer and conversation.
The friend, being single and a pervert to boot, begins to inquire as to the festivities of the honeymoon.
"So, Bob, big married man, did ya get any while you were out there?" the friend asks.
Bob just shakes his head. "Ah, you know me. I like to fish. So I just fished."
His friend gasps. "You mean you didn't have no sex? C'mon, Bob, tell me at you least got a b-j!"
Bob again shakes his head. "Naw, she had pyorrhea, so I just fished. You know I like to fish."
His friend replies, "Bob, she's your damn wife! She's gotta give it up when you say! You should just made her do it!"
Bob replies, "Nah, she had gonorrhea, and you know me. I like to fish, so I just fished."
His friend, now quite upset, says, "What?! Why didn't ya just pork it up her a**?"
"Well," says Bob, "she had diarrhea...and you know me, I like to fish. So I just fished."
His friend, totally exasperated by this point, shouts at him, "Jesus! Why'd you marry this sick woman anyway?!"
Bob replies, "Well, she's got worms, and you know how I like to fish..."
2007-12-07 11:25:45 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL i like it!!
2007-12-07 11:30:22 · answer #1 · answered by irish.cadyboo 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i like to fish too but i dont have a wife or worms Hahahahaha
2007-12-10 03:51:51 · answer #2 · answered by omeng90 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it, but did he fished, literally? or in a perverted "fishin' 4 women" way? u know d sayin' "There's plenty of fishes in the sea"? mayb he meant dat? i like it, i just want 2 know. :)
2007-12-08 10:49:39 · answer #3 · answered by African Queen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke! ... star! I like to fish too, but my wife doesn't have worms!
2007-12-07 19:33:52 · answer #4 · answered by rexski 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't like to fish! Sorry RT - did not like this one! CJ
2007-12-07 22:24:48 · answer #5 · answered by CJ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! he really likes fish... tsk! tsk! poor him
2007-12-08 01:25:26 · answer #6 · answered by hazelle 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ueuweeeeeeew ick
2007-12-08 12:09:26 · answer #7 · answered by omahapamela 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great!!!
2007-12-07 19:55:14 · answer #8 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol! eeewwwww!
2007-12-07 20:16:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
EWWWW!!!! lol
2007-12-08 21:00:33 · answer #10 · answered by gothpunkrocker91 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋