A blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, "I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe."
The clerk says it will be $100, and she replies "But I don't have that much money, and I must get a message to her, it's urgent! I'll do anything to get a message to her."
The clerk replies "Anything?"
"Yes... ANYTHING!" replies the blonde.
He leads her back to his office and closes the door. He tells her to kneel in front of him and unzip his pants."
She does. "Take it out", says the clerk."
She does this as well. She looks up at him, his member in her hands and he says "Well... go ahead and do it..."
She brings her lips close to it and shouts "Hello?... Mom?"
2007-12-07 10:33:34 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFLMAO!!!! *star* for that joke!
2007-12-07 10:37:29 · answer #1 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao
2007-12-07 10:57:27 · answer #2 · answered by * Qυεεи * 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard this B4 with David Beckham as the horse rider!
2016-05-22 01:53:50 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok ... I nominate this joke for the funniest joke in 2007! Awesome!
2007-12-07 10:38:38 · answer #4 · answered by rexski 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
da funnyest blonde joke i have heard. Thanxxxxxxxx!
2007-12-08 04:27:46 · answer #5 · answered by cutegir11 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny to the core
2007-12-07 14:44:14 · answer #6 · answered by librian sexxy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-07 21:56:18 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah when i read it i act. snorted lmao funny joke =P
2007-12-07 10:40:30 · answer #8 · answered by Lauren 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's is joke it's funny as in totally funny
2007-12-07 23:07:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol an unusual microphone lol
2007-12-07 14:05:22 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, Stupid Blonde
2007-12-07 10:42:00 · answer #11 · answered by 420 4' LIFE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋