A blind man was traveling in his private jet when he detected something was wrong.
He made his way to the cockpit and got no response from his pilot. The blind guy then found the radio and started calling the tower.
"Help! Help!"
The tower came back and asked, "What's the problem?"
The blind guy yelled, "Help me! I'm blind... the pilot is dead, and we're flying upside down!"
The tower comes back and asked, "How do you know you're upside down?"
"Because the sh!!!t is running down my back!"
2007-12-07 10:04:39 · 11 answers · asked by Oh My God! 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
hilarious
2007-12-07 10:10:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is I who called u Mr. Upside down because in your photo u appear u r hanging from ur legs and asking questions. So I thought why not to rename u and call u Mr. upside down because when u chose to place your photo u liked yourself to appear this way your legs up and head down as if u r hanging from a tree. Sorry, if my reply upsets u but u look different in this position. And I'm not a blind man. U picked up the word from my answer to one of ur question and the word which I used was in this context. U have smartly used the word in other context. Thanx smart man.
2007-12-07 11:15:01 · answer #2 · answered by sandeep m 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the the ones that don't go upside down.
2016-05-22 01:48:53 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10 x
2007-12-07 10:13:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it, but it made me laugh
2007-12-07 10:07:47 · answer #5 · answered by :) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
star!
2007-12-07 10:16:37 · answer #6 · answered by Azmi R 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was good!! *star*
2007-12-07 10:11:32 · answer #7 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny
2007-12-07 10:06:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, what is the question?
2007-12-07 13:22:09 · answer #9 · answered by jt 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao....*star*
2007-12-07 10:18:06 · answer #10 · answered by layanne1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋