A blonde was taking a true-or-false college exam. Her professor sees her flipping a coin, so he askes her "What are you doing?" She replies, "I the probability of getting a true or false answer is 50/50. The probability of getting heads or tails is also 50/50. I decided heads would be true and tails would be false."
He decides to just let her continue. If she wanted to fail, it's her problem, not his.
Another professor knocked at the door and asked for his help. He told his pupils that he trusted them and when they finished, they should put the exams on his desk for him to grade.
A little bit later, he had come back to lock up his room. He noticed the blonde still flipping the coin. When he asked why it was taking so long, she replied, "I'm checking over my anwers."
2007-12-07 09:55:12 · 41 answers · asked by blue-eyed babe 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yea, I don't know how the blonde made it into college in the first place.
2007-12-07 10:14:07 · update #1
Hey I get it. It's kind of funny because she won't get the same answers if she tries again. I will give you a star, but I envy you because it's rare to get a star for a question.
2007-12-07 10:01:40 · answer #1 · answered by HotChipz777 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha! That is funny. LOL! But, seriously, why does everyone pick on the blonds? We are awesome! At least, I am. That was pretty funny. Did you make that one up? Where did you get it? =) Star worthy!
2007-12-07 10:00:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
no not that funny i got one....
ok so a man is outside watering his lawn and his neighbor whos a very attractive blonde comes out and checks her mailbox. a few minutes later she comes out again and checks the mailbox. then again in a few minuts the blonde comes out with a mad look on her face but the garderner just lets it go. For the forth time the blonde comes out and now is furious and checks the mailbox then slams it shut the man watering the lawn asks "whats wrong" and she says "my computer keeps saying"youve got mail"" and she stormed back into the house. idk i jsut didnt feel like wasting my five points on that joke
2007-12-07 10:02:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-07 10:00:30 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Couldn't get a reply in-Yahoo was taking a Coffee Break-
Good one!
2007-12-07 10:14:25 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10 x
2007-12-07 09:58:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOLZ omg thats sooooooooo funny!
XD Yayness finally a really good joke!
Thanks for your time-PEACE
2007-12-07 10:07:37 · answer #7 · answered by Dr. Ponyo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm a real blonde, but I love blonde jokes.
2007-12-07 10:16:30 · answer #8 · answered by missellie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, didn't see it coming. Doesn't everybody love blonde jokes or what? Well, everybody apart from blondes.lol
STAR.
2007-12-07 10:00:15 · answer #9 · answered by Naf 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is star worthy!! Very Funny, and I have never heard it either!
2007-12-07 09:58:34 · answer #10 · answered by Crazy_Blonde <3 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋