Two pickpockets are out for a walk together one evening. Every now and then, one of them stops, takes out his watch and looks at it. His companion begins to get annoyed.
"What's up with you?" he says. "Why do you keep looking at your watch? Ain't it workin'?"
"I'm not looking at it to see the time," says the other. "I'm looking at it to make sure that it's still there."
2007-12-07 09:51:38 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao...*roles eyes*
2007-12-07 10:20:25 · answer #1 · answered by layanne1 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Kinda funny
2007-12-07 18:19:35 · answer #2 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Pretty funny! 8/10!
2007-12-07 17:55:24 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-08 05:51:22 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
errmmmm ermmmm YEAH thats funny :)
2007-12-07 17:56:12 · answer #5 · answered by Daisy S 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not funny
2007-12-07 17:54:31 · answer #6 · answered by вσуѕяυѕтιмєѕ3 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Bee Jesus... Is dat de thyme?
2007-12-07 17:56:09 · answer #7 · answered by MikeD2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's an okay joke.... but original otherwise.
Thanks for your time-PEACE
2007-12-07 17:56:37 · answer #8 · answered by Dr. Ponyo 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Definately not
2007-12-07 17:54:52 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Megz♥ 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
haha
2007-12-07 17:54:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋