A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
a half-gallon of 2% milk,
a carton of eggs,
a quart of orange juice,
a head of romaine lettuce,
a 2 lb. can of coffee and
a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, “You must be single.”
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said “Well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?”
The drunk replied, “Cause you’re ugly.”
2007-12-07 09:03:37 · 17 answers · asked by Jordan (guy) 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yuk Yuk Yuk
2007-12-07 09:09:33 · answer #1 · answered by abluheron1 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-07 09:08:31 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah i found it so funny. I thought people say the truth under the influence of alcohol, i guess the drunk was right anyway.
2007-12-07 09:32:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I absolutely think it is funny.
2007-12-07 09:39:02 · answer #4 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!
here's a good one- star it!!
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Aj.hVa3pf.rxTnguZq2UQ1bty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071123111930AA0TZwe
2007-12-07 09:13:47 · answer #5 · answered by Ory O Oreo 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2007-12-07 09:26:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, now that was the funniest to start of my day.......thanks for the laugh.......ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah aha aha aha ha aha aha
2007-12-07 09:25:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmaoooooooo love it hahahahahahaha
2007-12-07 09:08:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
l wasnt expecting that ending but it was lol!
2007-12-07 09:07:36 · answer #9 · answered by shoes=life 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny and cruel
2007-12-07 09:10:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋