I did, he was very intriguing so we had an affair. (I was orignally married) Was that wrong, and if I have a child, will it have a cone shaped head because of the lawn gnome hat?
2007-12-07 09:01:43 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes
2007-12-07 09:04:57 · answer #1 · answered by oge 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes he had a cone shaped head and I too was married at the time. Luckily I didnt have any children with him. He had a happy face and thats what attracted him to me. He was in some ones garden and I pounced on him. I think he said that hed had an affair with another woman who was married to and she was concerned that she may be pregnant. He was called Gerome. To all the ladies out there be aware.
2007-12-07 17:23:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Gnomes have round heads its just the hat thats pointy. If you have a child it'll be fantastic. A tiny wee person with rosy cheeks and a beard!
2007-12-07 17:06:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've never talked to one, but if you had the affair with the Travelocity Roaming gnome, you've hit the jackpot! LOL
2007-12-07 21:46:34 · answer #4 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
be carefull this kind of relationship can get very tricky. its happened to me and it didnt turn out well. he left me when the new lights came along, newer model he said. so i hit him and broke him into a million pieces and was arrested by the frog and bit by the dog who i thought had his head in the ground but aparantly not
2007-12-07 17:44:46 · answer #5 · answered by Gina F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you taken acid recently?? Now, I know they come with cartoon pictures but...
Just joking! Erm- who am i to judge. As long as your happy.
2007-12-07 18:08:52 · answer #6 · answered by jackie_j108 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tried talking to one - but he said "Sod off - you're frightening the fish away"
2007-12-07 18:16:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no but it sounds better than talking to my kids all the time lol
p.s not the affair part!!!
2007-12-07 17:05:02 · answer #8 · answered by momma 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg i didnt know they allowed internet access in the nut house
2007-12-07 17:31:24 · answer #9 · answered by Daisy S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my god you need to get out more and i dont mean the garden lol but what ever makes you happy i suppose
2007-12-07 17:05:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋