An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, are in Alberta . Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.
Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife,
"Notice anything different about me?"
Margaret looks him over, "Nope."
Frustrated Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'
Margaret looks up and says, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.'
Furious, Bert yells, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'
'Nope,' she replies.
'IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!'
To which Margaret replies.........
"Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat."
2007-12-07 08:49:16 · 12 answers · asked by victor 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THIS IS THE FIRST JOKE THAT HAS MADE ME BUG UP. OMG!!!!!! I am good at expresion in stories so I read it perfectly. This is hilarious. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha.......................
2007-12-07 09:05:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This actually happened to me but not with cowboy boots ... it was regular boots. It sure does take a lot of God's grace to keep your cool in this situation. But God is good to give in abundance when needed. Now I can laugh about it but it wasn't the least bit funny 50 years ago when it happened because I was a teenager. Need I say more ... lol
2016-05-22 01:31:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-07 08:56:45 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol I loved that,here have a star,and don't forget to buy the hat.xxxx
2007-12-07 09:02:24 · answer #4 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty good - Star from me
2007-12-07 08:52:53 · answer #5 · answered by bostep662 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! thats cute. gave a star.
2007-12-07 08:54:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10!!! :D :D :D
2007-12-07 09:48:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, hillarious! OMG.....a hat!
2007-12-07 08:53:22 · answer #8 · answered by Becks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh christ, how about "without" the boots?
2007-12-08 01:35:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome!
star.
2007-12-07 09:57:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋