2007-12-07 08:44:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
if you want to look thinner, hang around with someone (larger) should be fatter, than yourself.
2007-12-07 08:52:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I recently returned from Africa and safari so good.
I took some pictures of the native girls. They're not developed yet so I'm going back next year.
Groucho Marx
(obviously this was said in the film camera days before digital)
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
again, Groucho Marx
2007-12-07 11:41:01 · answer #2 · answered by Pragmatism Please 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
-upgrade to red alert.
Are you sure sir? it does mean changing the bulb.
Red Dwarf
- i never forget a face, but in you case i am willing to make an exception
Groucho Marx
- I can never forgive the Germans for the way they treated my Grandad during the war...passed over for promotion time and time again.
Jimmy Carr
-Three blind mice walk into a bar, they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humor from the situation would be exploitative.
Three guys walk into a bar one of them is slightly stupid and the whole scene unfolds with tedious inevitability.
[on the magic roundabout theme] It keeps repeating like Dante's Seven Circles of Hell.
Bill Baily
2007-12-07 08:52:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Anything from the teachings of Bokonon (Kurt Vonnegut's Cat's Cradle).
http://bernd.wechner.info/Bokononism/quotes.html
2007-12-07 15:02:28 · answer #4 · answered by Snow Globe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays.
Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
2007-12-07 08:53:23 · answer #5 · answered by 19th Nervous Breakdown 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
“There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.” - Josh Groban :o)
"Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.” HAHAHA! :D
“Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.” :)
2007-12-07 10:15:22 · answer #6 · answered by ☮ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
“You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own.
And you know what you know. You are the guy who'll decide where to go.”
- dr. suess
2007-12-07 08:50:01 · answer #7 · answered by Queen_Lollipop 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it."
~ Stephen Wright
2007-12-07 08:51:44 · answer #8 · answered by jakegyllenhaalfan 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Whats the problem, can you come up with your own clever myspace headline?
2007-12-07 08:51:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I've always loved 'Whatever floats your boat'
2007-12-07 10:10:30 · answer #10 · answered by Trulala 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋