There once was a deaf couple who liked to have sex, but couldn't stand to do it with the lights on so the husband signed to the wife one night that he'd come up with a system to let the other know when they wanted sex during the night. He signed that if he wanted to have sex he'd squeeze her right breast once and if he didn't he'd squeeze her left breast twice. He then signed that if she wanted to have sex she should pull his penis once and that if she didn't she should pull it 100 times. ; )
2007-12-07 08:42:50 · 6 answers · asked by Dalton 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*O*U*C*H.......That should be painfull lol:)
2007-12-07 09:39:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it fairly is a vaso vagal reaction. The vagas nerve controls intercourse, besides as your digestion. If it gets excited then it slows respiration and drops your blood tension and heart fee. we will surmise that you obtain it excited, besides you are able to have. easily, it fairly is possibly telling you that your physique had a great time. while you obtain up, your heart could no longer respond immediately sufficient to develop blood tension. drugs such as nitroglycerine and viagra will do comparable issues (they might desire to no longer be taken which contain out a physician's suggestion). easily, your physique remains in choose of a few relax at that factor till the nerve has time to quiet down. terrific recommendation is to relish the 2d somewhat longer. Your surgeon would be truly attentive to this actual subject. this is easily a function of being human.
2016-11-14 19:31:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-07 08:48:58 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad, not great but a little chuckle
2007-12-07 08:49:02 · answer #4 · answered by bostep662 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it ... I wonder if I can talk my wife into that one.
2007-12-07 09:10:54 · answer #5 · answered by Blow at High Doe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-12-07 08:48:33 · answer #6 · answered by Emo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋