ok here my one without being racist or hurting anyone
1. Your mum so black when she went to night school they marked her absent
2 Your mum so fat when she step on my dogs tail we had to call it a beaver.
send me one and the one that make me laugh most get 10 points with 5 star rating
add stars please
2007-12-07 08:37:36 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
**Yo mama so old, I told her to act her age and she died.
*Yo mama so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.
***Yo mama so ugly, she got a job standing outside the Dr.'s office making people sick.
2007-12-07 08:53:29 · answer #1 · answered by The Norm 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i think of u recommend the yo mama jokes that are humorous. ex. yo mama's so fat that as quickly as she jumped into the sea human beings from taiwan pronounced 'TSUNAMI!!!!' or there's a similar element even if it would not have the mama area. ex. you're so gruesome in case you went as frankenstein for halloween you does no longer want a dress. infantile nevertheless i did it plenty in 4th grade
2016-10-10 12:00:20 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your momma's so fat she went outside wearing ll red and people screamed HEY KOOL-AID!
your momma's so stupid she took ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
your momma's house is so dirty when i walked in 3 roaches tripped me and tride to tke my wallet.
your momma's so ugly the put her face on a box of x-lax and sold it empty.
your momma's so fat she fills up the tub and then puts the water.
your momma's so old she knew the burger king when he was still a prince.
2007-12-07 09:00:27 · answer #3 · answered by »iTzxOffishaL« 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your momma's breath is so bad the ice cream man gave her a listerine popsicle.
2007-12-07 08:41:31 · answer #4 · answered by Cowboy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
your mommas so fat she used the pa turnpike as a slip and slide
2007-12-07 10:44:21 · answer #5 · answered by sugarpie2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mother is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
2007-12-07 09:11:59 · answer #6 · answered by Jeffery L 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Ha Ha!
2007-12-07 08:41:48 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mum is so dumb, she sat on the couch and watched the tv.
your mum is so fat that her DNA is DRO , dorito.
:P
2007-12-07 10:40:02 · answer #8 · answered by Silent Anger 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hope it's your mama?
2007-12-07 08:45:36 · answer #9 · answered by oge 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋