A blonde haired girl and her boyfriend were taking a walk. Her boyfriend saw a dead bird and said "poor thing it never had a chance' so the blonde looked up in the sky and said "WHERE!? I dont see it" LOL
2007-12-07 08:36:57 · 10 answers · asked by ~Decode ♥ Me~ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dead birds don't fly! So you can't see them in the sky! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!!
2007-12-07 09:08:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
yeah like someone said the boyfriend didnt mention the bird it should be more like - a blonde haired girl and her boyfriend were taking a walk the boyfriend saw a bird dead on the floor he said "aww look at that dead bird on the floor poor thing didnt have a chance" and the girl was looking up in the sky saying where i dont see it.............shame its still not funny
2007-12-07 09:51:13 · answer #2 · answered by Daisy S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What?! The boyfriend never said anything about a bird, how would she know to look up in the sky?
2007-12-07 08:40:36 · answer #3 · answered by bustagrimes10 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-07 08:45:25 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didnt find it that funny. this one is funnier:
(sorry to all blondes)
so a blonde went to the movies with her boyfriend. She went to the candy counter to get a bag of M&Ms. When her boyfriend asked her if she could have some, she gave him all the brown colored ones. He asked "Why'd you give me all the brown ones?". and she replied, "Cause I'm allergic to chocolate!"
2007-12-07 08:41:11 · answer #5 · answered by kim 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHA...NO! It's the same as ALL the other blonde jokes out there.
2007-12-07 08:39:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Kim's was better.
I've read yours 5 times and still don't get it.
2007-12-07 08:57:21 · answer #7 · answered by bostep662 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
kimm *<3 has you beat
2007-12-07 08:47:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-12-07 08:41:40 · answer #9 · answered by Gir 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!!Funny!!!!8/10
2007-12-07 08:40:20 · answer #10 · answered by Cathy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋