Trying to give folks an easy 2 points on a not-so-great day.
My answer--that I have a horrible temper I'm always fighting to keep in check. (Hope that would come as a surprise.)
2007-12-07 08:28:25 · 23 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Okay, this is not turning into quite the bonding experience i had hoped for. Would any of you be surprised if I said my husband had accidentally killed a turkey using a player piano? (true story)
2007-12-07 08:34:29 · update #1
Star--thanks, I appreciate knowing that, truly.
2007-12-07 08:36:02 · update #2
These thumbs down are not coming from me, ya'll. I appreciate you.
2007-12-07 08:37:03 · update #3
Mr. Stiggo--we bought an old player piano when our son was taking lessons. The player part had been removed, but it was a huge mahogany behemoth that he hauled home in our truck. A flock of wild turkeys was flying across the highway as he was driving home with it; one didn't get enough elevation to clear the piano...it wasn't pretty.
2007-12-07 09:01:33 · update #4
It may come as a surprise to some that I actually like some of the stories in the bible and would really love to believe they happened at one time.
Life for me would be a lot easier if I DID believe in a higher power of some sort, and I don't claim to be an atheist just to pucker up the christians...I am not bullheaded and it is not a choice...If you don't believe in something, you don't believe in it.
2007-12-07 08:33:57 · answer #1 · answered by Star 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
That one of my hero's is Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski, and I think that's what I'll look like in another 10 years - except for the Seattle Seven thing and the Thai Stick tendency. Honestly, does anyone really like the Eagles? And who doesn't love CCR? And who doesn't want to sleep to the soundtrack of a bowling alley?
I support the NRA, but really don't think you need a firearm for home protection - get a dog and baseball bat.
Was that two things? Oh, and another - I can't count.
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High 5 folks, have a great weekend -
'Uh. Yeah, uh. Me and, uh, the driver. I'm not handling the money, driving the car and talking on the phone all at the same time. ' LOL.
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Edit: and on the dog thing, if you're Cpt Atheism, maybe getting rid of the dog is a better idea.
2007-12-07 08:51:07 · answer #2 · answered by super Bobo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am 22 years old and got married at 19. Not good enough?
How about, I once was a coke addict (not the soda) and dealer. Now I am a full follower of Christ.
The addiction and dealing did not come because I grew up in a bad home, I actually grew up in a good home with great parents. This is why I have now committed my life to spreading to gospel and teaching kids the dangers of living a life bound by drugs.
2007-12-07 08:45:17 · answer #3 · answered by LosingAllSanity VLOGS 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I love to go fishing. I'm 59-years-old and I just love to sit up all night into the early morning hours fishing. Even if I don't catch anything, it's so peaceful and quite a challange, me against the fish! I don't even mind putting on those big, fat, juicy nightcrawlers! {{Smiling}}
2007-12-07 08:41:54 · answer #4 · answered by Virginia B (John 16:33) 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My vestigial tail.
You expected this to be a bonding experience? In here? On a Friday afternoon? Sorry. OK, how about I'm a married father and attorney who still reads comic books. Oh, the shame.
Now I wanna hear about that turkey/piano thing.
2007-12-07 08:31:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I broke four fingers in my right hand when I was 16 by punching my pinewood bunk bed. That's how I learned to write with my left hand so now I can write equally well with both.
2007-12-07 08:36:50 · answer #6 · answered by genaddt 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not sure if I'm doing something wrong, but I've been experimenting with the date-rape qualities of Aqua Dots for the last few weeks, at home.
To my knowledge, no one has raped me yet, unfortunately.
(Although I noticed my dog has been acting a little more dominant, for some reason)
2007-12-07 08:49:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
That I am utterly uninteresting and lead an empty shell of a life...wait...I don't think that will surprise anyone...oh well.
2007-12-07 08:41:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm a nice fellow in real life who is actually quite accepting of his friends various beliefs.
2007-12-07 08:32:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
That I'm actually an 80yr old man in a Bosnian prison.
Actually I can do the (vertical) splits against the wall.
2007-12-07 08:32:44 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋