You can live in Pheonix, Arizona where...you are willing to park 3 blocks away just to be in the shade. You can drive 4 hours in one direction and never leave town. You have over 100 recipies for Mexican food. You know that 'dry heat' is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open the over door. The four seasons are tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
Or...You can live in New York City where...you think Cental Park is 'nature'. You've worn out your car horn. You think eye contact is aggression.
Or...You can live in the Deep South where...you can rent a movie and buy bait at the same time. "Y'all" is singular and "all y'all" is plural. "He needed killin" is a valid defense. Everyone has two first names: Billy Bob, Mary Sue, Betty Jean...ect.
Or...You could live in the Mid West where...you've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor. You have to switch from 'heat' to 'a/c'
2007-12-07 08:03:32 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
on the same day. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place you say "It was different".
Or...You could live in California where...you make over 250,000 and still can't afford to buy a house. The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You know how to eat an artichoke. You tell your husband to pick up granola on his way home and he stops at the day care center.
Or...You could live in Montana where...you have only four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and tabasco. Halloween costumes can fit over parkas. You have more than one recipe for moose. You can get your groceries, bullets, and bait all at the same place. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel that has less than eight buttons. The four seasons are winter, still winter, almost winter, and construction.
2007-12-07 08:04:16 · update #1
I loved this. I love artichokes and pray to one day own a house by winning the lottery - Can you guess where I'm from!
2007-12-07 08:17:55 · answer #1 · answered by Precious 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-01 02:29:20 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-07 08:51:44 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Impressive!
2007-12-07 08:15:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've lived in most of these places and been to the others, and it's so true. XD
2007-12-07 08:22:06 · answer #5 · answered by Jules 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you so much, if only I knew how to give a star, than I definetly would but... Sorry.
2007-12-07 08:19:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha.
2007-12-07 08:11:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
WOW! That was brilliant, hilarious and so damn true! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Star for you!!!
2007-12-07 08:10:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i am from tx and thats true. all y'all better believe it.
2007-12-07 08:12:37 · answer #9 · answered by Adriana 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lov it n so tru
2007-12-07 08:58:28 · answer #10 · answered by shoes=life 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋