What would Jesus' name be if he were a gangsta rapper?
2007-12-07 07:54:22 · 17 answers · asked by Doubledown 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Busta Christ, featuring MC Pur-ley Gaytz, and the Heaven's Angels Mafia Crew
2007-12-07 08:13:35 · update #1
J-Dizzle.
Sample Rap:
"Comin' straight outta Nazareth with some slides on my feet, chicks dig the gold chains and the stigmata underneath!
I can walk on water then turn it to wine, and if you hand me three fish, I'll make that shiite multiply!
Rollin' with my homeys, I call 'em the 12 D's, and my crew is too hard, so stop hating on me.
They tried to cruicify your boy, but I still came back. Three days later, rolled the stone, hoes catching heartattacks...
J-Dizzle in da house!! And I'm out!"
2007-12-07 07:57:44 · answer #1 · answered by goldenchilde11 2 · 12⤊ 0⤋
That's a real nice question, so sincerious. We can't deny that hip hop culture, particularly rap, is most predominantly a masculine thing. (you see some ladies in hip hop clothes and they're not usually considered "feminine"). Most girls in hip hop usually surrender to the masculine frame, and say explicit things like a male rapper should. You'll never see a real woman talk like these female rappers. "yeah I'm a *****, a whore, the baddest" and all that explicit sexual language. Being homosexual always was a topic of mockery by rappers since the beginnings of battles. Hip Hop is masculine and homofobic in its essence. That's why you'll never see a rapper that claim to be tough being respected if he touches other man. If you touch other man you're not a man, you're a f@gg^t, and this dudes don't get no respect in the rap game. So as Terrence Howard said, "ain't no such things as a gay rapper". Especially if the guy claims to be gangsta. It takes a man to gang bang. That's why you rarely see women gang bangin'.
2016-05-22 01:22:39 · answer #2 · answered by cornelia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lil Baby Cheezuz.
2007-12-07 08:05:04 · answer #3 · answered by Icy Gazpacho 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Fresh Prince of Nazareth
2007-12-07 08:22:39 · answer #4 · answered by Thomas G 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Mix Masta J to da C
2007-12-07 11:28:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
omg you are SO funny! LmAo. ( i mean that, i'm not being sarcastic). this is hilarious.
how about:
M.C Saviour (for old school)
the notorious G-O-D
da' ra-deemah
da' E-tern-al
OR......MightE King [of da wooooorrrllllrld. up in he're; fo' sho'] lol
*edit*
LOL first guys answer was hilarious.
swedishfish said Snoop God --> LmAo.
armless joe: rofl... that's funny.
♥
*edit* to crazybee: um, God has a sense of humour!!! this question was NOT degrading to Jesus. I think He would probably find it very funny!!! *rolls eyes*
*star* for you! :)
2007-12-07 08:30:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
There you go. Some people just can't ask a question that is sincere without degrading JESUS . Why is it that you can't leave Jesus alone ? Are you so interested but, don't want to offend your friends.? If you don't like Jesus then why don't you just NOT MENTION HIS NAME ? If you can't ask a sincere question THEN WHY DON'T YOU PICK ON SOMEONE ELSE. The day will come when you will have to bow down before Him and answer to each and every one of your questons and actions I sure feel sorry you an that day. This man died for you and your sins. How can you hate someone that gave so much for someone He's never met. ? He loves your more than anyone on this earth is capable of . If you can't give Him a chance, then please BACK off the snotty remarks. It's very offensive to me and many others. I'm not making remarks about your faith .,although I sure could make a lot, So how about it------back off ?
2007-12-07 08:16:18 · answer #7 · answered by HappyCamper 6 · 0⤊ 7⤋
J-dawg Chrizzy
Representin fo-rizzy
Spinnin out scripture so fast
He'll make ya dizzy
2007-12-07 08:02:37 · answer #8 · answered by Armless Joe, Bipedal Foe 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
JC Cool J
2007-12-07 08:04:03 · answer #9 · answered by Mike H. 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A "HAh" to Armless Joe
2007-12-07 08:04:01 · answer #10 · answered by Lady K 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋