A Manitoban decides to go ice fishing one day.
He makes a lunch, grabs his fishing pole, jumps on his snowmobile and heads off across the ice.
He travels quite a ways when suddenly his snowmobile stops running.
He gets off, looks at the snowmobile, knowing he's not a mechanic and won't be able to fix it.
He decides to eat his lunch while he waits for someone to come along to help him.
Sure enough, along comes a Canadian Mountie on a snowmobile.
The Mountie stops, gets off his snowmobile, looks at the
disabled snowmobile and looks at the Manitoban and asks,
"So, did you blow a seal?"
"No", says the Manitoban, wiping the corners of his mouth,
"that's mayonnaise from my sandwich!"
2007-12-07 07:48:00 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WOW! That’s terrific! Deliciously humorous!! I loved it! Star for you!!!
2007-12-07 07:53:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-07 17:41:20 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good, but far from the best joke I will ever read in my lifetime.
2007-12-07 15:51:32 · answer #3 · answered by suspendedagain300 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If that's the best joke i'll ever read in my lifetime, i must be headin into the future....
2007-12-07 15:52:45 · answer #4 · answered by The FFX Blitz ™ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
There are no seals in Manitoba, you should have said he was an Inuit in the Northwest Territories.
2007-12-07 15:51:24 · answer #5 · answered by Blow at High Doe 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
LOL sick roflmao It's a Lewinsky.
2007-12-07 16:06:50 · answer #6 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
its not really that funny but kinda okay x
2007-12-07 15:51:42 · answer #7 · answered by wizzybeth18 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, thats a dirty joke
2007-12-07 15:51:37 · answer #8 · answered by PEZ 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha that is funny i liked it a lot...
2007-12-07 15:52:18 · answer #9 · answered by youcantseeme2976 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is that supposed to be a perverted joke, cuz I don't get it....
2007-12-07 15:50:58 · answer #10 · answered by Lizzie 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋