A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.
One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, 'You know what? 'You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?'
'What dear?' she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
'I think you're bad luck... get the f*ck away from me.'
2007-12-07 06:46:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I didn't make it up, got it in my e-mail from my brother-in-law.
2007-12-07 06:54:33 · update #1
HaHA TOO funny. LOL, women.....can't live with 'em and sometimes looks like you just can't live!
2007-12-07 06:57:09 · answer #1 · answered by Becks 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-07 17:43:05 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh thats so mean haha but funny... I am sure her heart isn't filled with warmth anymore...
2007-12-07 15:05:55 · answer #3 · answered by youcantseeme2976 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was tooo funny! OMG I have to pass this along
2007-12-07 15:21:21 · answer #4 · answered by pooey_1980 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol :) good one! did you make it up? If not we did you get it from?
2007-12-07 14:53:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA love it
2007-12-07 14:55:13 · answer #6 · answered by bustagrimes10 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny, i don't care who you are !!!
2007-12-07 14:54:26 · answer #7 · answered by freakinjokers_serious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was hilarious.
2007-12-07 16:00:46 · answer #8 · answered by ஜMallymkunஜ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋